metpoliceuk Five people seriously injured. They have been taken to central London hospitals. Not aware of any fatalities at this early stage. 2/2
@corylus Did Chuck Norris start a courier service?
@jukesie That’s on the optimistic assumption you survive, of course. #deargodwhy
According to local legend, a city planner was naming this street when his tea went down the wrong way…instagram.com/p/iG37xApC7u/Qn
@MsMottram @samsneed12 @Saralimback I bet he only lives at the North Pole for tax purposes, too.
@MsMottram @samsneed12 @Saralimback Santa? Pah. There’s a global monopoly if ever I saw one. We need local, indie pressie-giving deities.
Mornin’ all.
Charlie Stross: Why I want Bitcoin to die in a fire. antipope.org/charlie/blog-s…