Here_comes_Abs This is funny ! pub fires head chef…who is the guy with the password to their twitter account Check out these @ploughpub
Gary_Bainbridge When on my deathbed I am asked about my greatest regrets I am definitely going to mention saying yes to the latest Android Twitter update.
Peter O’Toole. Last role I saw him in he was being astoundingly sexy as old Casanova in the David Tenant miniseries. Worth a watch, that.
@danfairs Currently solving it by finally watching Orphan Black from the PVR. Next up: Borgen series 3…
@danfairs Plus it’s a 30-day rolling limit and I watched a lot of Netflix this month ;)
@danfairs I’m on some creaky old plan that I should really change, but scared to get locked into contract when meant to be moving soon.
@waiyeehong There’s a reason I only have one of those things after I’ve run a 10K or a half marathon.
@Caremur Ah. I don’t have Sky. I’ll see if I can remember to keep an eye out for it when it descends to the terrestrial plane.
@Caremur Kewl. What channel’s that on?
Clifton. instagram.com/p/h8gPSZpC0Y/

mikedunn 0/10 for effort, Bristol Post photo editor.
bristolpost.co.uk/WEATHER-Gales-… pic.twitter.com/cWQAaQWipz
@thefooleryoftom @utterben I am currently eyeing up Canon’s shiny cheap 40mm f/2.8 pancake for just that reason.
PaulBrittain3 When I see someone with a crap load of tattoos, what I’m most impressed by is that they made and kept so many appointments.
@antimitch I wish I’d written it.
@ahnlak Yes, well, signing up for PS Creative Cloud hasn’t helped, either…
@markrglover Make sure you aim for the endangered waterfowl.
@ahnlak …”No, you can’t just order a DVD” mode.
@ahnlak I may have to look into that. It wasn’t really a problem until recently, but Apple have kicked into full-on…
@ahnlak I’d move ISPs if I didn’t think the minimum contract would extend long beyond me moving house…
Arse. The extra drummers and sounds for Garageband is a 9.8GB download. Might not have the bandwidth for that for some time.

Oh, Garageband. This is a feature I’ve wanted in recording software for decades. Please be good. pic.twitter.com/zkMlcugM6L
@lizpscully Well, as long as they process, tag and sort them while they’re there. I’ve got a four-holiday backlog on that.
@guriben How on earth did that happen? I wake up in cold sweats after nightmares like that. Then I have a coffee.
@lizpscully Hehe. Multiple Twitter Personality Disorder.
@rethinkretreats Though they don’t seem to be using it that well, or they wouldn’t keep on showing me shopping results in dollars :)
@lizpscully Come to think of it, *every* other company manages to update their software without it.
@lizpscully That would be my question. Seems rather creepy. Other companies manage to update their products without it…

Really, Google? I think not. Especially if you’re not going to tell me what you’re doing, or why. pic.twitter.com/NJ4befv9oW
“If your inexpensive DSLR is not available without a lens, buy it and literally throw away the lens…” prolost.com/1kphotos
majicDave Today’s timelapse of a storm forming over the Hawkes Bay ranges youtube.com/watch?v=wuHAxs…