@hotdogsladies Eating a sandwich. #BADWOLF
@tyronem @carolynedgar I have no clue.
@tyronem Though I think it’s more like “there’s still a block button, but it doesn’t, erm, actually block.”
@tyronem Well, I would say that, but I’d be lying.
@anna_debenham The only thing I see that’s changed is that now you can follow someone who’s blocked you, which just seems a bit weird.
Oi fink it moight be bedtoime.
@guriben @BlackDogDays GET A KENNEL.
@MillieBooLewis @hayles @chubbybannister The rest of my flat’s pretty tidy.
@MillieBooLewis @hayles @chubbybannister Given the shot of my desk earlier, I think I may be giving an overly-mess impression today.
@hayles @MillieBooLewis @chubbybannister They were once in alphabetical order. Then I had to move all the books to get a sofa down the hall.
@hayles @MillieBooLewis @chubbybannister …but it’s quite hard to get a shot from anywhere other than that doorway. pic.twitter.com/sArKkjrOUA
@hayles @MillieBooLewis @chubbybannister I don’t *think* there’s any porn. #shelfie pic.twitter.com/fipnbtsbGb
@chubbybannister @MillieBooLewis I can’t stand far enough back from my shelves to do a #shelfie; they’re in quite a narrow hall..
@Malarkey Well, there’s plenty of people out there who don’t have the time or expertise to run their own. And it’s very pretty.
Dinnar! instagram.com/p/h1TWb0JC0r/
There’s a hemp-based snack called a “9bar”? *snort*
skoop The French found a great way of making people more polite: pic.twitter.com/7bzuFLRC1E
My waistline and I are very glad we found out that Mark’s Bread are doing mince pies on the way *out* of the shop…
@charlie_cat_esq Got your cone? Tons of little cuties in Greville Smyth. pic.twitter.com/5XNGBaUFj6
LUNCH. TIME.
“Taxing” the motorist through speed cameras? Have you considered the complex tax-avoidance strategy of “not speeding”? #subtweet
palokin Asked Siri. “Surely it’s not going to rain today?” She said, “it is, and don’t call me Shirley”. Forgot to take my phone off Airplane mode.
Actually, my desk’s not *that* bad. But it would be worse if it were bigger. pic.twitter.com/9itLole2GQ
@RamonWrites @BlackDogDays Ta :)
@M1ke5myth @betty_watson …as it’s possible that what I’m craving isn’t so much “different music” as “no music”…
@M1ke5myth @betty_watson Yeah, I use @Ambiance, too. (Even submitted one of my own recordings for it!) Maybe it’s time to go back…
Well, at least I’m in good company. Why You Should have a Messy Desk: medium.com/busy-building-…
@xmarks How do I unsubscribe from your newsletter?
Trying to find that balance of music between “too bland to cope with” and “too interesting to work to”.
@chubbybannister £110.
@liveindetail Maybe buy them a new spoon for Christmas? amazon.co.uk/FANTASTIC-YELL…
@liveindetail I once pretended to start evacuating an office because I’d mistaken someone’s tea-stirring for the fire alarm. Went down well.