@chubbybannister @MillieBooLewis I can’t stand far enough back from my shelves to do a #shelfie; they’re in quite a narrow hall..
@Malarkey Well, there’s plenty of people out there who don’t have the time or expertise to run their own. And it’s very pretty.
Dinnar! instagram.com/p/h1TWb0JC0r/
There’s a hemp-based snack called a “9bar”? *snort*
skoop The French found a great way of making people more polite: pic.twitter.com/7bzuFLRC1E
My waistline and I are very glad we found out that Mark’s Bread are doing mince pies on the way *out* of the shop…
@charlie_cat_esq Got your cone? Tons of little cuties in Greville Smyth. pic.twitter.com/5XNGBaUFj6
LUNCH. TIME.
“Taxing” the motorist through speed cameras? Have you considered the complex tax-avoidance strategy of “not speeding”? #subtweet
palokin Asked Siri. “Surely it’s not going to rain today?” She said, “it is, and don’t call me Shirley”. Forgot to take my phone off Airplane mode.
Actually, my desk’s not *that* bad. But it would be worse if it were bigger. pic.twitter.com/9itLole2GQ
@RamonWrites @BlackDogDays Ta :)
@M1ke5myth @betty_watson …as it’s possible that what I’m craving isn’t so much “different music” as “no music”…
@M1ke5myth @betty_watson Yeah, I use @Ambiance, too. (Even submitted one of my own recordings for it!) Maybe it’s time to go back…
Well, at least I’m in good company. Why You Should have a Messy Desk: medium.com/busy-building-…
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Trying to find that balance of music between “too bland to cope with” and “too interesting to work to”.
@chubbybannister £110.
@liveindetail Maybe buy them a new spoon for Christmas? amazon.co.uk/FANTASTIC-YELL…
@liveindetail I once pretended to start evacuating an office because I’d mistaken someone’s tea-stirring for the fire alarm. Went down well.
@Easybourne noted, matey.