@MsMottram Clearly money well spent, given that I’d never heard of Fruitella until you said that…
@boagworld @marcus67 Currently enjoying the latest show. Can’t quite believe you’re not counting backwards from ten to one, though :)
@C_J_Fox Yes, but I’m not going to.
MarkAgee THE YEAR IS 2016. FACEBOOK DOWN FOR TWO YEARS NOW. AMERICA’S NEW MOMS ROAM THE STREETS. IS MY BABY PRETTY? THEY SAY. PLEASE LIKE MY BABY.
Stonking cover. ♫ Raspberry Beret – Hindu Love Godspoti.fi/MrSBRm3#NowPlayingng

paulanthonywils Some people take in Linked-in endorsements more seriously than others. pic.twitter.com/6Q7I1TS48E
@RebeccaFront They actually smell lovely new. TFL have to spray them with artificial “old bus” smell before being put into service. #busfact
@Bob_at_BH Odd. Well, in my professional opinion as a fellow software engineer, that’s fucked, that is.
@waiyeehong Well, I did just buy @meemalee’s noodle book. I’ll have to do some reading before I order, though.
@Bufty_Grifter If I had any, I’d probably crack it. But this house is dryer than… Well, dryer than I currently am, certainly.
@Bufty_Grifter Popping some on now.
@Bob_at_BH (I just deleted my one appointment for later today and it vanished.)
@Bob_at_BH I *think* it might only appear if you have an appointment later in the same day, or some similar rule.
Damp.
@Bob_at_BH (But that’s just a guess. I’m no notification centre expert.)
@Bob_at_BH You on the latest OS? Tried rebooting? Just looks like a bug in “now” line to me.

@Bob_at_BH Hrm. Odd. So, you don’t have a “now” line there right now? pic.twitter.com/j4ufRWkQCT
Right. Back to my regular lunchtime walk, now it’s not like a bleedin’ oven out there in the middle of the day.
@guriben “Bastardo”. The holiday is implied.
@hayles @wood5y @waiyeehong Hrm. He came to prominence as business-owning RPS protester. Are rabid anti-cyclist views totally irrelevant?
@hayles @waiyeehong Have you seen his Twitter profile? He’s not shy about associating his business with his personal opinions.
@waiyeehong @hayles I’m both. Should I forgive myself? Or forget myself?
@waiyeehong @Bristol_Culture They don’t seem like the kind of person to let reality intrude much into their view of the world.
That whining noise is far less annoying now I know it’s tiny birds in the back garden, and not a pining dog in the distance.
@Bristol_Culture Pretty sure he’d already made my list of “complete loons” before I watched that video. I think he might actually need help.
paulyg Smashing! RT @sciencecomic: Guitar players who realize mid-solo that they’re holding a giant slug slugsolos.tumblr.com (h/t @TommyRocket )
@6sync Okay, seems back now. Disturbance in the force. Thanks for the quick response!
@6sync Ta.
Hrm. Can’t see @6sync or my own sites there at the moment.

@Bristol52 On a different note, look what I found yesterday! pic.twitter.com/4cl4pI4T7U
@Souterain I’d reply to that, but my pointless cookie warning would take me over the character limit.
@Bristol52 That’s quite a feet.
@Phooto Actually, that’s a better idea: If I could buy a new trackpad for this iMac that had Touch ID built in, it would be even better.
@Phooto The whole surface of the trackpad would be a Touch ID sensor.
Why don’t I read that website? Beca[HEY HAVE YOU BEEN TO YOUR LOCAL BETTING SHOP RECENTLY? GAMBLING IS GREAT!!!!!]ucking annoying.
I’d really like the Apple logo on the front of my iMac to be a Touch ID sensor.