I know you’re jealous of all the graceful, quiet balloon @BRISTOL_CHOPPER, but put a bloody sock in it, will you?
@Bingo_Little @meemalee Noodle! amazon.co.uk/Noodle-100-Gre…
@Bingo_Little @meemalee It was! *Fans mouth* Might be a bit less heavy-handed on the white pepper next time, mind :)
@waiyeehong *bows*

Trying the very first recipe in @meemalee’s #noodlebook! :D pic.twitter.com/UmVRBqPjzy
@guriben @JannerTM @getrunningapp Hey, it’s how I started! And I’ve run 10K just this week…
@siracusa Can you not reset their password, then delete their account?
JudgeDewie Please RT to raise awareness
@soffes Just wanted to thank you for SSKeychain. The hives I broke out in reading the Apple documentation seem to be clearing up.
Have converted the app I was halfway through entirely to #Swift. I have all the problems I had before, but at least I prefer the syntax.
@shezza_t Oops. Sorry. Perhaps I should add myself to this recent tourism upsurge and come see how thing are over there…

LukeWhiston @samgadjones @Glinner Amazing. This is by far my favourite instance of the Golden Ratio: pic.twitter.com/M6TGBkkdEe
I enjoy living in a country where the police generally don’t carry guns. Please don’t change that.
@waiyeehong Jeez. Mine’s great. Hands things to me through the window in summer to save letterbox-mangling.
WanderingGaia Oh no! Britain’s first armed police on routine patrol bbc.in/1pBQr70

itvnews Video: Passengers push carriage to free man stuck between train and platform itv.co/1oq4PLl pic.twitter.com/g5J11yww64
Brill local postie. Recognised me in street as I was coming back from jog and stopped to hand over parcel he’d just failed to deliver :)