BBCNews Phone firm @EE charging 50p to jump hotline queue bbc.in/1rvLgET
@SelfishMom Law & Order would be a more ironic choice for the day, I reckon.
Going live now whitehouse.gov/live
@technicalfault It’s got curl as standard if you can substitute it.
wearesorryfor This is lovely. Glowing resin inlay in chestnut: blog.shinium.eu/2014/08/resin-…
BristolCouncil Lord Mayor to run Bristol Half Marathon in his robes bit.ly/1rv8X07
@libbymiller @guriben Careful. Mine wore off.
@guriben Well, there was always the tiny chance you were having a brain fart and actually trying to use bash.rc…
@guriben bash.rc?
@caitlinmoran It’s a good reason to keep the Mail around, though. We can jettison it if we run out of space. A turdbag of internet ballast.
@snorewell Hang on a sec, I’m just loading my witty reply mortar.