@JolyonMaugham On the plus side, maybe Lloyds would take the entries for a company I wound up 12 years ago off my internet banking…
michaelfirman Rey-a-Day 101 piggybacca pic.twitter.com/MG6keozIkY
@UrsulaWJ :(
hayles It’s 3am. Who do you want to answer the phone? youtu.be/tLSy8Tl2bjs
@stevenchapple Oh! No, hang on a mo. You’re at the *other* Kalives… Close, but wrong landmass ;)
@stevenchapple You are currently less than a mile from my parents ;)
@xabl *SHAKES HARDER*
@anna_debenham @johannakoll MONDAAAAAAY! 🍾🍾🍾
@amahnke That was the dullest Bond film.
abrianmc ‘Wow, I’ve just realised that we’re alone now!’
- Epiffany
@shezza_t Also: a week on holiday, and how far through Three Men In A Boat am I? Page 78.
@shezza_t I brought three more back from holiday than I took out. Curse the lovely little secondhand place on Aldeburgh high street!
@shezza_t Anything new of hers that comes along skips right over my to-read mountain with a cheery wave and is devoured in three days.
I love the way that shake-to-undo in iOS Mail sometimes works and sometimes doesn’t. *shakes phone like he’s making a cocktail* *cries*
@xabl @RealDramRob !
@rem BUT WHAT ABOUT ALL YOUR PERSONAL INFORMATIONS! IT WILL BE GONES!
@xabl @RealDramRob I’m going to take 6a in today’s Telegraph cryptic as a sign. pic.twitter.com/9MJo19cL1h
@xabl @RealDramRob It’s really lovely.
@RealDramRob You can give us some tips when you come back! @Kavey, @petedrinks and I briefly talked about an off-festival visit sometime.
@RealDramRob This is a little out of date in places, but good general guide. pic.twitter.com/1Kpw7v67Tt
@RealDramRob …and sign up to Friends of Laphroaig for free in advance to claim a free dram when you get there!
@RealDramRob …the An Tigh Siennse pub next to pretty bay in Portnahaven does great food & not million miles from Bruichladdich…
@RealDramRob Never been outside festival week! Non-whisky wise, enjoyed Kildalton & Finlaggan ancient sites…
@xabl @RealDramRob They do some stonking whiskies, plus it’s one of the prettiest locations on Islay. Love the view from their pier!
@RealDramRob Just took the last one from the shelves of Westbury @waitrose. Sure they’ll restock…
£29 in Waitrose. Ta for the tip, @RealDramRob. pic.twitter.com/GyfIaMN9z5
@danbarker I’m upgrading my browser to use 64-bit integers just so that I can put my div over your div.
Science_Grrl Oh dear. They’ve even mis-spelled ‘Einstein’. #sciencefail #facepalm #tryagain @UKGap twitter.com/LetToysBeToys/…
Somewhat surprised Amazon doesn’t just raid my wallet and send me the new Robin Hobb as soon as it’s published. #foolsquest
*Puts umbrella in bag* #Bristol
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skullface loooool pic.twitter.com/TEUzXtnB5U
That thing where your photo gets into Explore but it’s the next one along that you think was the good one. #flickr
As someone who never got into comics, for the last few years every other Hollywood blockbuster might as well have been about volleyball.
@drwave Can you use the old remote with the new TV? I was just planning on using my universal IR remote, which I believe works.