
DomUtton This, in the window of Short Cut Barbers in Brixham, literally never fails to make me laugh. pic.twitter.com/HquiOnNf1V
Plastics factory, council housing office, programmer, programmer, programmer, technical team leader, programmer. twitter.com/mariancall/sta…

Pillage. pic.twitter.com/sTH5QJtFyp
@rbrwr :D
I understand the Yard are now interested. twitter.com/BuzzFeedUK/sta…
@CharlieEsq_ What the actual fuck?

And in today’s somewhat unexpected turn of Twitter events..pic.twitter.com/YrsJUbt9o3o3
@pjakobs It ωinds me up :D

Matt’s pet hates, #47637: People who use a “Σ” in place of an English “E” to advertise Greek things. #GRSSK pic.twitter.com/6Wump1Nqzx
@peroty It’s always good to have a spare letter, just in case one falls off (said Matt.)
So obesity ages your brain by ten years, but reading extends your life. If anyone needs me, I’ll be reading Voltaire on a rowing machine.
@thekarleighshow Unfriendly, yet highly knowledgeable.
The only problem with the mute filter I’m considering is that given how the year’s going I may actually miss the last trump.
@GreatDismal thanks to that juxtaposition, my new hipster bakery will be called Trowley and Crump.

If you thought my Twitter was dull, you should see my Day One entries. pic.twitter.com/jEwxCaea7h