Try as I might, it’s very hard to get past _Enterprise_’s godawful theme song.
Bench. pic.twitter.com/5HAMzfTUwC
@emmachampion6 It is pretty awful out there, though.
Hrm. Just sent back a @WildBeerCo Bibble because it did not taste good. That’s a first. Tobacco Factory normally pretty good, too.
*Tries to leave pub* *Is confronted by torrential downpour* *Returns to bar, cursing only mildly*
That sat nav they sold me must’ve been watching my driving. pic.twitter.com/M2at9xnpzP
@Bufty_Grifter Definitely books.
@claytoncubitt I’ll tell him you said that.
Think I may have just photo bombed some toddler’s selfie as “disapproving angry old man in pub.”
@jazzycatbristol Oh, I couldn’t. But as a clue, it begins with “tobac” and ends with “actory”. :)
@claytoncubitt A guy in the bar here told me he sometimes does that if he’s got a great idea for a tweet but it might offend some followers.
@jazzycatbristol Does your guess begin with “t”?
I thought it said “Stroud Brewery”; turns out it was “strawberry” ..twitter.com/ahnlak/status/…DI
Think I may have wandered into a kindergarten rather than a bar. *double-checks beer isn’t actually a Nesquik shake*
Hello, old friend. pic.twitter.com/64Y80n0iJI
@mcelhearn I’m not sure of the methodology here, given that I’m sure many genuine Trump supporters would fail a Turing test :D
@LeadHyperion It’s Friday.
bristolballoon Which special shapes are you looking forward to seeing at this year’s Fiesta? Some old favourites are coming back pic.twitter.com/r4raAEclUk
People whose timeline is nothing but retweets and replies are the new comments section of the internet.
Is there a Twitter client for Windows that is exactly like the official client but has a keyboard shortcut for “Send” and no Moments tab?
Brainmage What do you mean you want a coffee? You just had one. I washed your cup & put it back. You told me it was delicious. pic.twitter.com/XcBbJwt0bO
@talkie_tim (My cold-brew iced coffee glass kept dripping condensation in my lap #middleclassproblems)
@talkie_tim Resorted to Amazon because they weren’t in at John Lewis. They’re Bodum. amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B00…
No, Windows. I don’t want to turn on StickeyKeys. I want you to consistently recognise you’ve got a display plugged in without a reboot :(
@talkie_tim I have 300ml in each.
@paulcapper Indeed!
Doing a vaguely scientific experiment to test my new double-walked glass. pic.twitter.com/itaofC9JFL