@johnfbraun You think he’s on Twitter? Might explain why he wasn’t concentrating during the flying lessons.
@skeddy I think you just invented Angry Birds five years too late.
@robot_tiger Well, my friend Nicki published her first last week: amazon.co.uk/Colour-Me-Nico…
Blackbird chick is still wandering around my back yard being fed by parent. Come on, dopey! Fledge! *makes flapping motions*
FishDerekDick Asked to remove hat in London pub for security reasons.»4.40 for pint. Suggested staff wear masks.