@Indiechops indeed :D

@faerietalefoody All your fault. #negroni pic.twitter.com/xnGKrLU4bw
@farktronix @Padraig Cool, is cdecl still going? Remember using it to figure out this stuff circa 1992!
Yes, it stopped raining. Nevertheless, still “sheltering”. instagram.com/p/nLuW37pC_L/
Sheltering from sudden rain in Zazu’s Kitchen. instagram.com/p/nLlFgTpC_x/
@djbender 3:30am, next Tuesday morning: *Bing!* “No I’m not!” *Bing!* “No I’m not!” *Bing!* “No I’m not!”
All right. Courier with smaller van turned up early. New washing machine fitted and working. Thank you fixer Hilary of @johnlewisretail :)
@waiyeehong Sorry, too late! See you there — I’m assuming @DanBurgerJoint won’t disappoint anyone and is finding 200,000 extra tables :D
netculture So. Very. True. “The Coffee Cycle” geeksaresexy.net/2014/04/24/the…
@ahnlak So do I, but c5 seems better for certain applications, e.g. giving non-techy user ability to edit blocks of content on single page.
@ahnlak Also: In that case, don’t bother trying to get into concrete5.
@ahnlak Sorry, that reply was easy to read. Could you re-do it as Vine?
Ah, yes, let’s do all our documentation in video tutorials. That’ll make them easy to search and keep up to date.
Wielding the +5 Pot Of Waking Up. instagram.com/p/nKzOMupCzK/
@wilshipley IT’S BEHIND YOU!
StephenMangan Doh! Man with giant ‘MURDER’ tattoo on neck wants it removed ‘cos he’s on trial for murder. independent.co.uk/news/world/ame…
Right. Can I go back to bed now, please, and try again tomorrow?
@blackspear @bexxi Normally if your corporate culture is that screwed, your recovery process ain’t great, either.
@blackspear @bexxi I’m not sure I’ve ever found a company that was great at recovering from cock-ups but cocked up all the time.
MickDickinson Breaking: Gardeners wrong to put ‘crocks’ in plant pots - bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-mag… (gutted)
You should always judge a company more on how it recovers from problems than on whether it has problems in the first place, I feel.
See, this is why I use John Lewis: Nice lady called Hilary has already arranged re-delivery with a smaller van for tomorrow morning.
Upgraded to the new Akismet anti-spam on your blog? There’s a new setting to discard the worst of the worst: blog.akismet.com/2014/04/23/the…
@wood5y @waiyeehong I wonder if delivery and disposal could be combined in some kind of energy-saving funicular trebuchet?
The_No_Show In my day with didn’t “engage” with a brand, we interfaced to discover sympathetic brand synergies just as god intended.
@wood5y @waiyeehong I wouldn’t mind them recycling the *old* one like that…
@waiyeehong They’re rescheduling. Presumably with a smaller van.
Arse. Woken up by John Lewis at 7:30 to let me know my new washer dryer is coming. Just called to say they can’t get the van down my road.