
Right, that’s enough avian paparazzing for now. Time to get on with my day. pic.twitter.com/4wkW0Agxwx

Garden visitor seems happy with my donation this morning. Perhaps I should have asked him for ID, though. pic.twitter.com/XyZgObWypd
tomroyal Our reporter showed up at the SEA OF GALILEE and was given a LOAF and a FISH, no questions asked. Happy fucking easter from the MoS.
@C_J_Fox Ill? Are you sure you’re not actually dead?
@johnfbraun Aww! Sadly mine’s too shy for me to have snapped him yet. Apparently normal for blackbirds to be on ground for few days, though.
@Mouse_House I have friended you, but bear in mind my @fitbit fell off when I was jogging a couple of weeks ago and I’ve not got a new one!
Dear pub websites: people actually need to get inside your pub to give you money. Try putting your address on your front page.