Has there been some astounding leap in spam, or have @FastMailFM’s normally-excellent filters suddenly choked today?
(last photo by @goswoppit…)
Hah! Old pics of me appearing on FB. This hat was later destroyed by rain during a croquet match #verybritishproblems pic.twitter.com/FDdVfyFbo7
scttor I’ve been working on a new aeropress method @marcoarment. Results so far have been mixed. pic.twitter.com/IDylaZdnV7
@BenPark @Thehappyfatgirl Sometimes it’s great, but it’s un-great or does this too often to rely on it. pic.twitter.com/OxsbzBzJU7
@Thehappyfatgirl “OK. I’ve set a llama on a mime for you.”
@MizzWorthy *flaunts ears*
@Thehappyfatgirl Only way of doing it without unlocking: Hold home button. Tell Siri “Set an alarm for 9am”. Sometimes it might even work ;)
@Thehappyfatgirl …alarm it should be one tap. But there’s no way of doing it from the drag-up-from-the-bottom shortcuts.
@Thehappyfatgirl When you go into the Clock app from its own icon, it remembers the last screen you were on, so if you only use…
@Thehappyfatgirl You can’t. That’s actually a timer icon.
@Spikey_Pikey This is last night’s purchase. I *should* probably have had some this morning, but I’d forgotten I bought it…
@Spikey_Pikey This is what happens if you have to walk home past Aldi when you’re drunk, apparently. Not proud of myself.
@MizzWorthy From now on, when I go for a walk, I will be “parading my nose”.
“Extra trimmed” bacon? Oh. I see what you did there. #marketing pic.twitter.com/vv0pwSCquG
@hondanhon What’s the question there? How to remove the pointless “FALSE” radio button?
@JessTheChemist Surely the proper British approach would be to run him through with your umbrella?
@liveindetail Nostalgia. Used to have exactly that printer.
PC Loadletter, the computer cop. #characteridea
@Bob_at_BH So what? As long as yours is as good, there are plenty of people who prefer native.
MeredithFrost Possibly the greatest quest of our time. Man strives to own every VHS copy of ‘Speed’ on earth uproxx.com/filmdrunk/2014… pic.twitter.com/4AbkGI3wKU
catmachine What? Only Forward by @ememess is 20 years old? How is this possible? #timedilation Not read it? Where’ve you been? j.mp/onlyFWD
babyshamblesuk The Libertines: It’s official, we’re HEADLINING BST Hyde Park 5th July with special guests The Pogues. pic.twitter.com/v0xEYKpe3Q
@Kavey Maybe I should fetch my boat, then…
Morning all. Feeling surprisingly chipper despite my “sheltering from the rain” for two hours in Zazu’s last night :)