stephenjmolloy Wife: “Ian is coming over.”
Me: “Ian from work or Ian who is good at disguises?”
Wife: “Ian-
*pulls off mask*
-who is good at disguises!”
tnmoc A fantastic day fixing BBC micros @tnmoc. A big THANKS to everyone who helped, we couldn’t have done it without you. pic.twitter.com/ebLgPr5AqR
Archers Omnibus podcast. *puts pizza in oven; puts feet up.”
tiggtag I thought Cameron’s comments on Cornyn sounded familiar…
#labourleadership
#Corbyn pic.twitter.com/0IRNTC7Lf2
simonindelicate Just realised I should have offered to buy a little short for the storm trooper. ift.tt/1O92mqO pic.twitter.com/I0IBU6LJ0X
Just re-met friends I said goodbye to in town as it took them as long to drive to Hotwells and find out A4 still closed as for me to walk.
Alias. instagram.com/p/7k0GVApCwy/
Mo Mo! instagram.com/p/7kjg7dpC5f/
@EffBeeee Many of my friends seem to really like it. I’ve tried it a few times and there was no rage, just mild confusion & disappointment.
50NerdsofGrey ‘Come over,’ she begged. ‘I need you right now!’
‘Just turn it off and on again,’ he sighed. He hated these late night rebooty calls.
Guessing he’s bored of wind resistance jokes already. #bristolhalf pic.twitter.com/Odd52doVKp
Waiting. pic.twitter.com/jnTzEhDASc
samsneed12 What on earth is this in my garden ? @Saralimback ? Anyone ? Its alert & moves it’s head. pic.twitter.com/DIJ6OpDzxu
If anyone needs me, I shall be sitting in this comfy chair reading a murder mystery and drinking hot..instagram.com/p/7kS24RpCwd/ef
My fastest time for a half is 2:42. I don’t normally get to see the folk at the front :) #bristolhalf pic.twitter.com/Ju0cRDfg51
Front runner #bristolhalf #igersbristol instagram.com/p/7kN6LApC4w/
Pandamoanimum German sausages to the left of me.
24 piece spanner sets to my right.
Here I am, stuck in the Lidl with you.
Well done, #bristolhalf. Have fun! instagram.com/p/7kIatjpCxd/
Morning lounge pic.twitter.com/2f2UkTdNnT