@johnfbraun You not telling me that’s _real_, are you? Surely that’s a parody site.
Heh. Googling “Congratulations! you have found the hidden” finds many hidden pages. Wonder if any of them are interesting…
@tweeny4 Stay right there. I’ll join you.
As is traditional, I get better and better at making pancakes until I’m brilliant. Then I spend a year forgetting how to do it again.
@tweeny4 Am joining you in spirit right now
Hmm. The #brits tweets are putting me off switching it on in the first place.
@hayles GAH!
Have just switched on the Brits. Is the sound out of sync for everyone else? And who’s the club circuit comedian bloke?
@davidpatrick The music doesn’t sound much worse than it did in my youth — I couldn’t stand 90% of it back then, either…
@Nomme1 No. And by the looks of it so far, you can keep him to yourselves.
That’s more like it. Pop stars should dress insanely and have a definite air of instability.
Okay, not heard of this one, either, but that was a fab entrance. #brits
Hmm. See what people mean about the amount of autotune around these days. It’s like the musical equivalent of overdone HDR.
Who _are_ all these people?
Well, at least I’ve heard of Robbie Williams. But I don’t think he was American the last time I heard him.
Goodness. And he’s still going. Maybe I’ll make a cup of tea.
@hayles Oh, I forgot; you’ve met me. For some unfathomable reason people who’ve met me rarely cower in fear when I threaten them.
RT @johnfbraun: I don’t know what’s more frightening, the website design or the candidate http://is.gd/8xb3Y <— Very, very scary.
@hayles I don’t think I’ve watched them live since the Fleetwood/Fox debacle. Will I have heard of anyone, do you think?
@majicDave It’s pleading with me to install Silverlight. Which is at least consistent with every other Microsoft site I trip over.
@hayles You know me better than I do, apparently. Cool. When’s it on?
Fiddling with filters on the phone. http://twitpic.com/13jybp
Reading Excel formulas that other people have written is like reading Perl that other people have written. Only not as rewarding.
@Lillput @talkie_tim Can we not just shoot anyone who extracts megs of data from DB servers and then does relational ops on then in Excel?
@Lillput whereas I am a hardcore SQL ninja. ([](-<
@Lillput and I respond very well to coffee, so we’re probably both onto a winner.
Just deleted Paul Reading from my phonebook, purely to stop my sodding iPhone “correcting” “reading” to “Reading”. #techkillsfriendship
If any of the rest of you are common verbs or nouns, bear in mind you may be off the Christmas list too.
@foxc Oh, you’re right! I guess they stuck in all the cities without thinking about it too hard. D’oh!
@hayles Yup. Preferences -> Expose & Spaces, add iTunes under Application Assignments list.
@hayles Hmph! Any more of that talk, young lady, and I may have to assign you to a space in the middle of next week.