Mmm. Night Nurse. The closest I ever get do doing shots of crème de menthe.
@chris_j_hughes No; think Edge of Darkness is one of those things I’ll end up leaving as the unsullied original in my mind.
@amandapalmer …or am I thinking of The Sun?
@amandapalmer Surely you mean “NUDE DEATH FETISH SINGER SPURNS CELEB WRITER LOVER FOR BESTIAL AFFAIR WITH CULT LEADER”?
And _Edge of Darkness_ springs into life, as Joe Don Baker starts stealing every scene.
@jacrats Well, in that case, the next time I see one, I will make my best attempt to hide it, probably by wrapping myself around it.
@jacrats What, all of them? (a) That will probably take a while, especially as (b) I don’t know what they are.
@hannahnicklin I am impressed by your lucid injuring skills.
Stumbling out to get some food. Why are all the decent shops uphill?
@dressjunkie Which is annoying if you’re actually sick, damn it. If I were going to pull a sickie, I’d do it in July!
@GarethEdwards Goodness! So, I’m just one of the herd! Still, not called in sick since last January, so sure they know I don’t do it lightly
@foxc I’ll tell you my bet when you wake up on Wednesday.
@leigh Awesome. Don’t forget to write your review in WordPerfect and post it on Geocities.
Have just phoned in sick. Think I need at least one more day to make sure I’m through this weird energy-sapping thing I seem to have.