@Nose_in_a_book Ooh, me and @ahnlak were talking about that on Saturday. We couldn’t tell from the blurb what it actually *was*…
Isn’t there meant to be some tennis on? Who’s this twonk? #wimbledon #bbc
Just in time for the last boat home. http://instagr.am/p/Gj6v…
simonblackwell For anyone relatively new to Twitter who might be confused by Twitter slang, “It’s raining” means “It’s raining in West London”.
Damn it. Someone in the office has stolen my Graze box. Must remember to move the delivery when I’m taking a day off.
I think there’s some sort of seagull rave going on in Recliffe. #squawksquawksquawksquawksquawksquawk #noisybuggers
@adamcheasley That sounds like the anguish of a man who’s never had to use Oracle. Try it sometime; it’ll make you appreciate MSSQL…
RT @postsecret: Photos Shot by Camera That Was Mailed Through Postal System: laughingsquid.com/photos-shot-by… <— Hah! Great idea.
@BlackDogDays Typical bloody Capricorn reaction, that. (Also: apparently Aquarians are prone to making obvious jokes.)
chrismarquardt Yea! A Portal reference! Road signs: out of frame http://j.mp/kJlol1
@BlackDogDays @Jorence Banana cake’s probably good for serotonin, right? *passes plateful*
@BlackDogDays :(