This never used to happen back when *I* worked for NatWest, you know.
So. Erm. Looks like #NatWest bank is pretty much down. Didn’t that happen last year, too? Or was that a different bank?

Hrm. Looks like a phishing expedition to get my @O2 details to me… Naughty! pic.twitter.com/QYZjWqUeSB
@rem #remysquestions2 The flexibility to choose where I work on a day-to-day basis. Currently: instagr.am/p/WhdpNDpCyH/
Dru_Marland Early English Breakfast #ArchitecturalStyles
More work in the “office” :) instagr.am/p/WhdpNDpCyH/
@rachel_2407 I’m scared to look.
@claireellent @Lillput @rabidbee @WTF4Photography SLR is a slow, laggy ramble. It’s the walk that all photographers develop over time.
@Dru_Marland Yur, it was pretty much just like that.
@Dru_Marland Yeah. I think, if you do fall in, someone just passes you a gin and tonic while you wait for a dolphin to rescue you.
@Dru_Marland Probably still better than the harbour…
@Dru_Marland …luckily I managed to avoid it, just. And falling in the Ionian isn’t quite so bad as the North Sea :D
@Dru_Marland Ooopsie. I nearly fell straight between the harbour and the boat the very first time I tried to board a yacht…
@Thehappyfatgirl See the retweet just before I started reminiscing about my own accident… thisisbristol.co.uk/Cyclist-dies-f…
@Dru_Marland …so I didn’t end up bleeding into my suit. Oh, and a hangover.
@Dru_Marland Ooof. I was mostly only bruised. Though I did have to attend my cousin’s wedding next day with bandage on elbow…
@Thehappyfatgirl Not enough for that poor chap, though :(
@Thehappyfatgirl I was thinking the last time I was there how it’s much safer these days. Better warning signs, and an alternative route.
On the other hand, I was extremely drunk, and it was extremely dark.
The docks outside M shed is the only place I’ve ever really hurt myself falling off a bike. Got caught in the tram tracks.
Dru_Marland Cyclist dies after falling into Bristol docks outside M shed thisisbristol.co.uk/Cyclist-dies-f…
@AdamRutherford When was the last time you changed your password?
Entered for the 2014 Bath Half. In early January, I will be reminded of this and wonder why on earth my past self did this to me.
@ahnlak I now have the image of a tiny doctor on a lead.

Wow. Still getting used to being 40. This is the first time I’ve had to enter a “veterans” category for anything. pic.twitter.com/8EJavtDaJh
@mattcamus1 Given that it’s about to be killed by Twitter’s API changes, I wouldn’t risk getting to like it. (That’s why I was switching.)