hondanhon Wait wait as a user I love to engage with awesome content from trusted brands that I have a relationship with and share it virally
No, *blink* @Match, the *blink* way you *blink* flash my *blink* page title with *blink* Javascript *blink* isn’t at all *blink* annoying.
@hayles …mostly due to planned developments, and so on. Maybe one day…
@hayles The properties are all a bit odd around there, in terms of ownership, permissions and quality, from what I hear…
@hayles There was someone thinking of opening one down that way, but it fell through.
@hayles Oh, yes, wasn’t suggesting you should switch, just feeling sorry for the barista who can’t say what they’re probably thinking :)
Oh, *do* stop whining. No, not *you*. Someone in this cafe.
@hayles This is truly one of the reasons I prefer weird indie coffee shops: the staff have more leeway to be sarcastic at dumb customers.
This queue would go faster if Annoying Lady wasn’t trying to engage Post Office staff in conversation about astrology.
@guriben Arsebiscuits.
bristol247 #bristol Police reveal images of boots and T-shirt worn by man who died after falling in Floating Harbour ow.ly/kyuIx
Interesting, that UKIP picture. But all it reminds me of is this quote from @Kavey. uniquesentence.com/sentence/568/i…
pete_sinclair Note to UKIP candidates fond of doing Nazi salutes - I think you’ll find that Hitler was in favour of creating a single European state.
Malarkey The first website is responsive and blazingly fast! info.cern.ch/hypertext/WWW/…

@Thehappyfatgirl @stillawake …a licence for the steps so you can drink outside. pic.twitter.com/SapZkW65gV
@Thehappyfatgirl @stillawake That might be the Ostrich you’re thinking of. The Cottage is the one down at the western end, with…
@hayles Yes, I’ve had this problem in the past… uniquesentence.com/about
@MsMottram @danoliver @beccarothwell Cool :) Does *everyone* but me read this Buzzfeed thing? I”d not heard of it #notdownwiththekids