@bertpalmer “posher” than mine, that should have said. Bloody phone autocorrection. What’s a “piaget”, anyway?
“Gadget” is the new Jar Jar Binks. #doctorwho
@hayles Whereas he made me want to track down the scriptwriter and slap them.
@skepticklish I could cope with a single Children In Need episode where Gadget gets lasered by K9. #doctorwho
I bought winter shoes on Saturday to keep my feet dry during my winter commuting. I remembered that halfway through my journey in today.
I hate Oracle. That is all.
@zamon Well, I’d tell you that, but I’m having trouble getting the results out of the database.
@floyduk just count yourself lucky. Unless you’re one of those freaks that actually likes Apple mice? *blegh*
@bertpalmer don’t know it specifically, but yes, nice area, Piaget than mine. Slap next to Goldney Hall; don’t know if that’s good or bad!
I particularly like “Compilers don’t warn Bruce Schneier, Bruce Schneier warns compilers.”
@talkie_tim how very odd. I don’t think I’d give that priority in my dictionary over “posher”. Maybe Steve Jobs likes him.
@spamvictim just wait. If it doesn’t have a stupid scrollball to gum up, then it’ll probably either give you RSI or explode. #magicmouse
Obviously my recently-used files would be under “Navigate->Go To Recent Files”. As that’s perfectly standard, isn’t it, Oracle? You nitwits.
@bertpalmer Mais non.
Ah, the fresh smell of new issues of Black Static and Interzone. *Inhales* This is something the web will sadly never deliver.
@talkie_tim Don’t tell me: you were just cleaning your credit card, and it went off?
Heh. Why did nobody tell me about Bruce Schneier Facts before? http://www.schneierfacts…