ParcelForce say my parcel’s at Post Office, and French Guy’s parcel is in their depot. I have French Guy’s parcel. Guess mine is in depot.
@Jorence Thank you! That is my avowed intention.
Sigh. Just blogged about my Parcelforce experience so far. http://bit.ly/parcelfarce
Okay. I have delivered the parcel to the nice Frenchman. Unfortunately, he did not have my wireless router.
Just seen a Porche Cayenne drive past. This could turn into a car chase. #parcelfarce
Ou est l’homme? Il est Français, et très elusive.
Okay. Just been to Cosmo for lunch. It’s like buses.
French Guy was out. My guess is he’s in comedy scene at ParcelForce depot where they’re explaining in Franglais why his parcel is gone.
Good idea, @shezza_t. Him in his Porche, me in my Mini. We will meet at midnight on top floor of the Mall car park and exchange prisoners.
Depot have now been looking for parcel for an hour, it seems. No call back. I’m off to the RWA. Will try to deliver this parcel en route.
@stillawake Cool, you got your number, then?
@martingoode Yes, but ParcelForce seem to think that his parcel is still in their depot, so I guess that’s where my router is. #parcelfarce
…but I may need something to hold ParcelForce to ransom.
I am very tempted to go try to deliver this to the right place myself, seeing as it’s just around the corner.
@rbrwr Well, I know where it lives…
Still no call back from ParcelForce.
Jackpot! Found a part number. _This_ is what ParcelForce have given me rather than a £50 router. http://bit.ly/cGTuPH
@csoanes It does seem pretty good quality. Would you agree with my speculation that it’s part of a Porche exhaust system?
Okay, this parcel has “Porche Genuine Parts” written on it. Guess it may be worth a lot more than my wireless router.
Dear ParcelForce: this is not a wireless router. #parcelfarce http://tweetphoto.com/21…
Oh, yes. Next LoveFilm rentals on way. Not sure whether to be more excited about Watchmen or Remo: Unarmed and Dangerous #classics
MORONS. Thanks to ParcelForce, instead of a wireless router, I now appear to own some exhaust parts from a French car.
Oh, ParcelForce, you complete morons. You have delivered a parcel to the local Post Office for me. But it is not MY parcel.
@juliaindelicate That just makes me think of Zoo magazine.
Grr. And again, @TextExpander hangs during an update. Wonder if killing it will lose me all my snippets again? http://bit.ly/dg4LQG
@sowerbyandluff Aww. Happy birthday, Brian!
Aah. Nine and a half hours of sleep. That’s what I needed. *stretch*
@hayles I have a strange urge to add a single, subtle, contrasting element. A Yorkie bar, maybe. Or an Audi Quattro.
@hayles That table appears to be made from the essence of pure “feminine”.
@psidnell Have heard mixed reports, but figured I had to try for myself. Can always watch Remo instead if terrible ;)
@bertpalmer Only if I can work out what it is.
@Dichohecho I really shouldn’t get that, should I? #toomanyfemalefriends
@ianmcshane Hadn’t even considered that. Not an issue for me, don’t think I have ever worn a tight piece of clothing in my life…
Preparation. http://twitpic.com/1m4tzc
@Dichohecho Jesus, it’s hard enough buying bloke’s running tops in my size. Sure 44A sports bras are quite hard to come by.
@Dichohecho Both!
Looking at previous race pictures, many people wear their race number on their stomach, not their chest. Is this better?
@jbrownridge Yeah, well, I’m just raised a note with eBuyer; sure they’re more used to kicking Parcelforce than I am, maybe they’ll sort it.
@hayles We n’avez pas de parceeeel, mon sewer. Nous sommes tres incompetent. Je regrete que nous sommes complete fuckwits.