*throws avocado peel at @tsunimee*
Wha? Have I suddenly developed a cold, or become strangely allergic to avocados? *sneezes*
@tapbot_paul “Perfection”.
@marcoarment Yeah, but that’s @gruber’s ★ you used.

GreenpeaceBris The Avon Gorge Towpath Cleanup Group now has a Facebook page! on.fb.me/HvZAKB April 22 is the first cleanup date.. pic.twitter.com/bjO8RrNE
@bexxi Awesome :)
@bexxi If you can cross-reference, I’d love to know if it goes as hand-in-hand with “yester*day*” as I imagine it does.
@ToM_BaL That depends entirely on how much more you’re going to enjoy it.
@bexxi I just remember a few northern teachers of mine using /h/aitch. (The same ones who said pr/oh/ject for “project”? Northwest, maybe?)
@bexxi Is that an idiot/non-idiot thing? I thought it was just regional? (roughly north/south?)
@stillawake Yes! You must educate me in the Way of the Oyster. (Which should also have been a Bruce Lee film.)
Hmph. Think these crusty rolls might have been on sale as soft rolls last week. *taps nail in*

raubrey If you’re going to get arrested try and colour co-ordinate with the police car. pic.twitter.com/FbXpFHZI
Shame we didn’t get oysters tonight. Another day. Probably better done when I’m not falling-asleep-tired, too! *snores*
@ahnlak Well, the milk stout was pretty good, it has to be said. But no, in this case I really was admiring the bear :)
@nineweeks Likewise!
Great bear! @ The Harbourside Bar instagr.am/p/JP9M5QpC1Q/
@stillawake @guriben Oops. The oysters don’t arrive until later at @No1Harbourside!
Cheeky espresso. @ No 1 Habourside instagr.am/p/JPzVU_JCyL/
@MrGreenGus Oooh. Appearing soon in Hotwells, too. Good. Though I may have to lose a bookshelf to find space for another box. Sigh.
@KellySibson It is. But I’m not sure it’s cool enough to spend $10 a year on if I’m not actually using it :)
marcoarment Tons of people asked about my 1-star Useless mug yesterday: marco.org/2012/04/10/use…
.@weirdoldhattie @SquareClifton This is why I needed those strings. #iamsuchachild youtube.com/watch?v=qJufi1…
@weirdoldhattie Well, if you ever need to, turns out the kite shop on Cotham Hill can supply replacements :D
@weirdoldhattie But it tastes of joy!
I particularly like the tagline “For professional yoing”. Though I am, at best, a very amateur yoinger.
Found some! There’s not many places in Bristol that sell these… instagr.am/p/JPeeotJC8H/
@MsMottram Ta :D
Hrm. Don’t think I should keep the domain “significantawesome.com”, given that I have yet to do anything significant or awesome with it…
@MsMottram I got set up with the Sole Trader account pretty fast, hopefully the bank won’t be significantly worse for Ltd. *crosses fingers*
Heh. Today’s Sinfest is definitley relevant to @getrunningapp: sinfest.net/archive_page.p…
@MsMottram …I’ve been a Sole Trader, but for the next contract, I need to be Limited. Cue hurried trip to accountant.
@MsMottram If I could sell myself to Facebook for $1bn, I probably would. My company is just me, doing consultancy. So far…
@danfairs Ah. I am with FreshBooks. Seems to be working fine for me so far…
Right. I have been accountanted. It wasn’t actually that painful. And soon I shall have a company.
Right. Accountant time. Catch you in a (possibly quite expensive) hour.
@BlackDogDays No, you’re the right way up to me. Unless you’re lying down on a *very* odd beach, anyway.
mattgemmell It is raining. I am about to walk for all of FIVE MINUTES to the coffee shop and well-stocked supermarket. FIRST WORLD HARRUMPH.
@stillawake DOES BRISTOL EAT BABIES? FIND OUT INSIDE! Oh. Sorry, I appear to be in Sun mode.
@guriben @stillawake Cool. Try, “sorry, but that clashes with my trouser-absence strategy walkthrough.”
Bristol52 Only 13 days until Bristol-based @hayles kicks off Bristol52 with her amazing Bristolian Bristolness! #Bristol
@MissEmmeline Looks like we chose well yesterday. A Cat In Paris “…almost killed by bad dubbing”: wherediditallgorightblog.wordpress.com/2012/04/09/all…
@MissEmmeline Hey, now, hey now now… :D Was fun. *mwah*
Ooof. Long day today. Luckily not *too* much wine with @MissEmmeline last night. *stretches* *drinks green tea*
@rabidbee @MissEmmeline If I were at all grubby, the amount of rain that’s fallen on me this evening would have cleaned me up a treat.
Got home from @MissEmmeline’s just in time to avoid pumpkinhood :)