I am at my oldest friend’s mum’s “when I’m 64” party. It is ACE.
@Dru_Marland @Gibsonianism Terrifying!
@RamonYouseph @theshinythings What’s that? I can barely hear you over the “ook”ing noises.
@utterben Hrm. The internet: blood transfusions and Selfridges… lockerz.com/s/203016683
Gosh, I’m really not cut out for sending mass emails. *writes TextExpander macros* *fiddles with MailChimp*
@MsMottram @liveindetail Excellent idea. I plan to use “with pleasant shade at no extra cost” to describe my basement flat :)
@MsMottram @liveindetail Yes, I am also the owner of a rather jaunty house. Whether it was jaunty originally, in 1763, I’m not sure…
@RamonYouseph It tasted too good to be *that* healthy.
@OpinionatedGeek *snigger*
I have acquired bacon. pic.twitter.com/GLHgEgxQ
@Mouse_House I have a bacon bagel coming. :)
Duck! instagr.am/p/JrenGvpC8C/ (Oh ye of little faith, @Dru_Marland. Cheap tat is universal!)
HE HE HE. @ Clifton Arcade instagr.am/p/JrbSG4JC7V/
@MissEmmeline @SourdoughCafe Much as I would love to grab a shalalalalala I need to save time by staying local today :(
@csoanes Oopsie. So, you’ll mostly be testing out its “slow and careful” features, then?
@Dru_Marland Bon chance!
@MissEmmeline Plus I’ve got a bit of work to do after lunch.
@MissEmmeline Not leaving until around 3pm. Afternoon party.
@RamonYouseph Yup. Which is why I’m also trying to lose a few pounds over the next month. Which is hard, when everyone talks of bacon :)
@Dru_Marland You may be right. But it’s my nearest source of good coffee, so it’s where I’m going. *struggles up hill*
@DrHairbear I may have to.
@RamonYouseph I have extreme breakfast jealousy this morning. Right. I’m off for an early lunch.
@hayles DAMN YOU
@OpinionatedGeek I was mostly being held prisoner first by my bed, and then by my bath. I seem to have escaped now, though.
Right. I am going out for coffee. And to buy a birthday card, and maybe a pressie. If I can find something duck-related in Clifton Village.
@guriben Jeepers.
My timeline is full of bacon (or sausage) sarnies. I had gluten-free corn flakes. I feel somewhat shortchanged.
@Mouse_House Oh yeah! Looked right past it.
@MissEmmeline Well, so far all I’ve done is read a magazine while having a Very Hot Bath, so I can hardly talk.
@Mouse_House Oopsie. I think you may need to borrow a sonic screwdriver and some Elastoplast.
@Mouse_House Is it a good idea to keep the Angel at the back, where nobody can see it?
@MissEmmeline Naughty Emm!
@KirstyHigginson Happy birthday!