@KaveyF There are 8,294 microsleeps to Christmas.
This chart may be helpful for interpreting #waronbritainsroads tumblr.gothick.org.uk/image/37289502…
@Sarah_Boycott I guess it makes for better viewing figures if your neutrality is generated by extreme gittishness from both sides.
@benjohnbarnes @chris_j_hughes A lot of these clips are pretty much what I’m sure will happen every next second I’m a passenger with my dad.
@Sarah_Boycott Is it possible they couldn’t find one who was annoying or confrontational enough for their agenda?
@chubbybannister You drank so much you’ll need that in the morning!?
@chris_j_hughes Horse… Zebra Crossing… SO CONFUSED.
At least we can all agree that if there’s one group more offensive than cyclists and drivers, it’s YouTube commenters. #waronbritainsroads
@chris_j_hughes I’ll get to it when the telly prog’s stopped :)
@chris_j_hughes Two seconds of the soundtrack and I had to stop it.
I hope people watching #waronbritainsroads realise that majority of cyclists and car drivers aren’t just swerving around looking for fights.
@BlackDogDays In a similar boat, I reckon. I have frozen pizza but my recovering-from-cold body is craving whisky.
@BristolBites …I remember walking through the legal chambers to get there quickly from NatWest Insurance in Broad Street.
@BristolBites Oooh, nice. That’s where Fantastic Sandwich used to be when I first moved to Bristol…
@Bristol_Jane She’d be allowed to help with the big interview if they were married.
tsimonite Confused. An internet company called YP.com has dumped a huge print out of its website on my doorstep.
@guriben Stab your eye a couple of time for me. Still a bit too lurgied, I’m afraid.
@liveindetail Nothing. If it’s a good enough party, nobody will remember anything in the morning anyway.
@liveindetail Pretend to be offended that they hadn’t noticed you all evening.
@liveindetail Turn up as dessert arrives and claim you were at the other end of the table all evening.
My experience of snowfall in Bristol suggests that Hotwells Pine might be over-optimistic in their current o instagr.am/p/S2_hrqpC0l/
Might be time for a late lunch at the Galley…
That’s actually a pretty sensible distribution medium for a railings-heavy town. Nice! pic.twitter.com/gV1thscj
Litter, or social commentary? instagr.am/p/S23G08pC_n/
Out for a jog. Nice day! instagr.am/p/S2x3H0JC8w/
Did someone spike my coffee with LSD? Oh, wait, no, I’m just looking at a moving retina display while wearing Polaroid sunglasses.
@charlie_cat_esq Wish I hadn’t had breakfast already now. And I’m with you on the soup, too, as bread-delivery system.
@betty_watson I’m always a bit baffled around there. Let me know what you find & how it was :) Consider Cotham Hill places if near middle.
“Up to 10 days” for email subscription changes to take effect, Apple? Guess we really need those new Mac Pros. pic.twitter.com/g0ZpMgFl
Female members barred from speaking at university’s Misogynist Tossers’ Society meetings? Colour me surprised.
Also: please Christmas remind me Christmas not Christmas to watch Christmas daytime TV Christmas while Christmas ill in Christmas December.
@charlie_cat_esq I had one if those while my kitchen was being ripped out. That wasn’t a good enough excuse either.
@KaveyF Something tells me that firm might not be great to work for anyway…
Feeling better today. Will see if I can do without the morning Lemsip. Will work this morning, albeit in a bath robe ;) #homeworking
@betty_watson It’s lovely, isn’t it? If I weren’t wrapped up in a head cold and a bathrobe I might have been there myself…