@ahnlak I have no reply to that.
@simondebrux I’ll just turn the oven up a notch or two, make sure I’m extra-crispy.
@VeraR2010 Not sure I’d object…
I got about as much rosemary, garlic and olive oil over myself as over the chicken, there. Maybe I should just climb into the oven with it.

@matt_fwyalchen @ahnlak Yeah. I have one of these things. I respectfully suggest that lasers would be cooler, though :) pic.twitter.com/BT6GHMxw
@KaveyF @tsunimee This is clearly the only reason I never get chatted up by beautiful women. That’s my story, anyway.
@KaveyF @tsunimee Hey! I go to bars. Oh. Though mostly with women who probably appear to be my girlfriend but actually aren’t.
@tsunimee *hug*
@ahnlak @matt_fwyalchen Also, I want to get a laser involved somehow. Just because LASERS ARE COOL.
@ahnlak @matt_fwyalchen Dunno. If it were powerful enough to sound one string, it’d probably vibrate them all.
@ahnlak @matt_fwyalchen Yeah, but you’d have to have something constantly sounding the string, too.
@matt_fwyalchen @ahnlak Now trying to think of a mechanism to have it stop winding automatically at the right pitch… :D
@matt_fwyalchen @ahnlak You’ll have to start inventing new tools. Wonder if you can convert those pneumatic pit-stop wrenches to turn pegs?

Also rediscovered: me (far left) in my room at Warwick Uni, 1991ish. pic.twitter.com/pYUYeXeG

My desk, circa 2006. Either I was tidier then, or I cleaned up specially for the photo. pic.twitter.com/05EKDYeb
@matt_fwyalchen Wow. If I learned to do it that fast, I’d save myself ten minutes, but only every year or two ;) #lazy
@pearcafe It’s hard to work a Capri just after you’ve changed into white stilettos.
Finally found Hazel’s settings for Notifications. What the hell are they doing there? *puts away map and torch*
FriendsSeason11 The One Where They Drive In Phoebe’s Taxi To The Centre Of The Earth To Meet The Giant, Wise Owl That Built New York.
@DomUtton Depends on the branch, doesn’t it? Jehovah’s Witnesses don’t bother with it…