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@petedrinks No homebrew available. However..pic.twitter.com/bZn5frOjOj
@seraspeaks @Cookwitch No. See also: being a chugger.
@stillawake Hrm. It sounds like a cross between _The Artist’s Way_ and a Dan Brown novel.
@guriben Just make sure your will’s up to date and you cross your liver off the donor card in advance.
@guriben Ooopsie.
@guriben …because that is my sole recollection of the entire play. Which says more about my memory than Matt’s writing skills.
@guriben Do you have a hazy memory of a pretty lady playing a character who was Definitely Not A Tart?
@guriben I was in there all the time. I worked in NatWest Insurance, pretty much next door.
@guriben I remember the guy in the middle was called Matt. Went to see a comedy play he’d written at the Alma Tavern, too.

@guriben Well, this might be a blast from the past for you too, then: pic.twitter.com/Rgms1yMo
@stillawake I’d not heard of it. Netflix appears to think I would rate it at 2.1 stars if I bothered watching it. Hrm.
@Cookwitch @seraspeaks I find it hard to laugh. Bastards are clearly targeting the vulnerable. I just swear at them instead.
Recklessly updating to Lightroom 4.3.
@KeithGough1 Oooh. Might be able to. Need to hear back from an estate agent, though.
@seraspeaks I don’t believe that for a second.

And you might be able to date this photo by the lack of Poole’s Wharf! #bristol pic.twitter.com/1UNJxRqi
@seraspeaks Especially as their number doesn’t show up on Caller ID, just like all the phone spammers. Bah! :(
Awww. Uprooted old pack of photos. First is staff of Bristol’s Netgates Internet Cafe (Broad Street) which rather dates it…
@BristolPound @sourcefoodcafe *Waves at @drinkmoorbeer*
@seraspeaks Were it not for a few technical problems — like my parents living in Greece! — I would definitely do that.
@seraspeaks Yes. And I just bought an answerphone so I didn’t have to bother interacting with spam callers. Bah. GO AWAY WORLD.
@BristolPound I nipped into @sourcefoodcafe and bought some of that Moor Beer on my way home. Might be nearly time to open one… :)
It’s possible I’ve reached the curmudgeonly age in my life where my spam filter could be “bin anything from anyone I don’t already know.”
@liveindetail I think it’s the draught coming off these sash windows. Brrrrrr.
This thermometer says it’s 19 degrees in my flat. Why does it feel like it’s about 12? I’m psychosomatically chilly. Grr.
@hayles Aha. Bristol Hand Made Glass, open until 6pm, according to website.
@hayles Don’t know what their opening hours are, mind.
@hayles Are you too far from the place opposite top of Colston Street? Row of shops just by bottom of St Michael’s Hill.