@robmanuel @benjohnbarnes I thought they did that a while back..time.com/time/specials/…kk
@KellySibson I’m a rebel, me.
@Whatleydude Great. I’m a million miles from home, about to be killed, with a gung-ho iguana who tells me to relax.
Hrm. Mail from @Experian_UK’s CreditExpert service. My monthly sub is increasing to £9.99 from £<my postcode>. Not mail merge experts, then…
Haddock time. instagr.am/p/TwID6FJC-O/
@BabsBat As long as you don’t say that again in three years’ time, we’re good.
@Mouse_House I’m guessing it means some spammer is trying to send out relatively innocuous tweets in advance of some spam, to fool filters.
@kazza221 Oh, goodness. Hope she’s all right. She reminds me of my friend Me Me. pic.twitter.com/y1zxOEl2
@Mouse_House Hrm. I might need to brave the sales for jeans, too. My favourite pair are wearing through in too many places now :(
@hayles YES*.
* via Southville Deli.
Thanks to a reminder by @johnfbraun, I am preparing cheese and crackers to accompany Wallace and Gromit.
@KaveyF Weird. Here’s a picture of the picture. Does that work? pic.twitter.com/DO8RMwQG
@KaveyF Oh. Odd. Working for me.
@johnfbraun Good point! *gets out cheese*
On the other hand, Wallace and Gromit is about to start on BBC 1. *procrastinates*
I should really start a huge clear-out/review of my “to do” list (266 items seems a tad unrealistic.) Hrm. Is it too early for a whisky?
@KaveyF But it *does* feel particularly wish-granty. *Waves while wishing Kavey a perfect job*
@KaveyF It’s about 35cm long, not that big. pic.twitter.com/alSf4zjA
@jukesie Did seem a *very* odd choice for the role. “Hey! Let’s pick someone as utterly different as possible!”
I grant you one wish*, using the magic spoon @MissEmmeline carved me for Christmas. *Wishes may not actually come true. pic.twitter.com/XhnNUMwZ
@UKSnowUpdates Done :D
Just nipped in to Park Furnishers to pay off the last little bit of the kitchen. That’s the whole project finally completed. Hurrah!
@polly_lop28 Good luck!
@polly_lop28 Stress? I just plugged mine in and it asked me if I’d like to make it the same as the old one. Seemed to work fine…
Leftover brunch! instagr.am/p/TvkP5TJC5s/
@Thehappyfatgirl *raises eyebrow*
We live in a virtual world. That problem you have waking up in the mornings? Buffering.
martinemac123 BBC News - Edward Gillespie: Search continues after Christmas party disappearance bbc.in/V2kJ1R
@stephenmaudsley I have *not* been sponsored by an oil company.
Oh. Yes, I was going to tidy up, wasn’t I? I blame the postman for delivering my @daringfireball tee at just the wrong moment.
Fireballed. flic.kr/p/dEHnRU
@tsunimee @KaveyF There’s only one way to find out if there’s more to him than party-boy. Also, *you’re* quite young too.
@tsunimee @KaveyF Or, of course, he might still be lying, dazed, on a floor somewhere, staring into space and repeating the word, “Wow.”
@tsunimee He might be set up for getting an email when someone replies to him…
@charlie_cat_esq Now’s your chance. “Wow! Don’t you think he’s a dead ringer for Bob, everyone? Spooky!”
@charlie_cat_esq Start a rumour; see if she stops coming :)
@charlie_cat_esq My theory: the kid’s *real* dad still works at the office.
Right. Yes. Should probably get dressed. Maybe then some post-Christmas tidying. *puts bouncy music on*
Wonder if there are any companies that bill every month except December? That’d be a nice Christmas present.
@Whatleydude :)
@Whatleydude …the yellow and blue I’d chosen matched the branding of the computer system I’d been working on for a year!
@Whatleydude It’s possible you’ve been surrounded by vodafone branding too long. I once decorated my lounge, only to realise that…
@Whatleydude Jesus. Also: Jesus, is white on bright red the default colour scheme for texts, or is that some scary Vodafone branding?
Morning all. Gosh, it’s technically a working day today, isn’t it? Erm. *Continues sitting in dressing gown, drinking coffee*
SimonNRicketts Don’t forget today that, for one day only, many major stores are accepting chocolate coins as legal tender.