@CafeWatcher @Mouse_House REBEL TREE!
I think I remember that bug. God, I’m old.
davidgerard If you move your mouse pointer continuously, the query may not fail. Do not stop moving the mouse. support.microsoft.com/kb/168702
@headfirstonly A code! A blind secret agent!
benhorsleyco Down to my last pair of Christmas present socks. The washing machine looks at me with a piercing stare. A wolf howls in the distance.
@mhoulden Ja-NEW-ary! The time for buying new things!
Dru_Marland the Wellington bomber that crashed into St Andrew’s Park, Bristol flic.kr/p/iUj4rt
@CUBECINEMA Looks like you’ve found a friend for @GreatGeorgeWMB!
matt_inwood IKEA’s customer-service hotline: the sax-bontempi hold music of Wham’s ‘Last Christmas’. I believe I’m at the Purgatory part of the queue.
rhodri The packaging for Tesco bananas says “Eat Me”, as if I’m going to try inserting them into a fucking ATM.
@OckhamsShotgun It fit into less than a week?
Swearing at Android.
@MillieBooLewis *Think* I’ve seen it in Wild Oats, just off top of Whiteladies Rd.
ScienceShowoff Wanted! An engineer to explain Bristol’s complex waterways / flood defences (see last RT) at our gig on 23/1: scienceshowoff.wordpress.com/2013/12/15/bri…
Right. Random mini photo excursion done, morning pages finished, now to fix a little Get Running bug, and it might be time for a shower…
@ey0k1 Ta :)
Pundamentalism A fun game is to run into a pet shop with an umbrella, looking panicked, and asking for two of everything they have.
@dangusset Just like Hotwells in general, really.
Yeah. Teensy bit grey and damp out there this morning. flickr.com/photos/matt_gi…
My guess: “CAUTION: THERE IS A BUSY DUAL CARRIAGEWAY AT THE END OF THIS SENTENCE. NICE KNOWING YOU.”

Still curious as to what this Braille(?) says under a Cumberland Basin flyover. pic.twitter.com/mQXHbkwPux
Driftwood. instagram.com/p/ivjuLQpC-a/
Think I just bumped into @bristol_traffic ;)
Still pretty high, then! instagram.com/p/ivgzNrJC8o/
@CafeWatcher @hayles @MillieBooLewis @Bristol52 I think the point is that normal courtesy on the web would be to use a link.
Bristol52 Amazing pictures of the #Bristol flooding yesterday. Taken by twitter, complied by @Bristol_Culture bristol-culture.com/2014/01/03/tod…
@HilaryCarden On the plus side, if you can drag yourself out in this weather, it probably says good things about your willpower.
@HilaryCarden This month, I’m thinking the strategy is going to be “Put running clothes on, then wait for a half-hour gap in the rain…”
Mornin’ all.
missjith Help. My photo has been used on @Telegraph without permission. imnotjohnverdana.blogspot.co.uk/2014/01/unauth… @OlgaDziewulska @grodyspork @Dichohecho Pls RT
@KellySibson I’m not sure they’d invented closing flues in 1763.
@Theremina Hrm. I am The Secretary, with a sonic phone, who says, “Ewwww! I’m trying to eat a lolly!” Slightly camp Time Lord, apparently.