@Bufty_Grifter I love a story with a happy ending.
@robot_tiger *sympathy*
@chrisbrogan You probably just got randomly sampled for “ham” to disguise their spam with.

Also a little fountain action: pic.twitter.com/dl9gl49vMS
Sheesh. CCTV. “Do you know this single giant pixel? Police want to talk to it.”
@robot_tiger Hope you got home in the end!

Evening walk snappity: Hampton Road Cyclist pic.twitter.com/BWQNKfiqL3
@robot_tiger No idea. I just parked up to go for photo walk on way home because I didn’t fancy chances of getting out again before sunset!
@shezza_t My guess would be that they don’t opt existing people into new bollocks, at least, and you joined early enough to avoid.
@boagworld Solution: have your drugs delivered by DHL.
@ahnlak To be fair, that actually works pretty well: google.com/search?client=…
Fahrenheit!? I’m not David sodding Cameron, you know.
Okay, so “2:54” is arguably a cool band name. But it’s really hard to add one of your gigs with Fantastical text parsing, you bastards.
@evilrobotbill @D_Hollingsworth @Andydrewz Gah. Well, they took my money, and they’ve not given it back yet… :(

@psidnell The patient has already made a full recovery :) pic.twitter.com/5WWiTZEKKE
Deploy the “I have nothing in” emergency lunch. instagram.com/p/tkUEZqpC25/
@anna_debenham Aww! You wield the +1 Aubergine of Head-Patting.
Incidentally, hardware hacker types, guitar plectra are cheap, come in a variety of thicknesses and bendinesses and make excellent spudgers.

Performing a little Kindle surgery. pic.twitter.com/lmVfPIWztm

JonCG In WW1 the British Army included 500,000 cats…? Via @jeffsonstein @AnneBillson Also, priceonomics.com/the-most-decor… pic.twitter.com/EuqOI7Pk4l
@G2Bristol Thank you.

It’s lovely out, so I took some time from the start of my day to do some microgardening. Now on with programming… pic.twitter.com/wBzb1xyzsY
robmanuel The internet of things will mostly consist of leaving the house then panicking that you’ve left the oven on Facebook

mynameischrisd .@sainsburys not sure this is supposed to be in your window… pic.twitter.com/Zk9GCliIWO
@floyduk Ooof.
@floyduk Glad to hear it.
@floyduk Bash update out for OS X: support.apple.com/kb/DL1769?view…

Thank you, developers who write more than “bug fixes” in their updates. I’m a detail fan. @bohemiancoding pic.twitter.com/KU3BsuJYB8