@guriben Somewhat. At least since I ditched the beard I’ve been getting fewer people asking if I’m upside down.
@KaveyF Now imagining a Kavey arm poking out of a wormhole just to rub my head.
@johnfbraun @flargh @macosken We may have to divide the planet. I’ll take Europe, okay?
@matthew_roach Bald guy pheromones are a powerful force.
I have just shaved my head. Don’t all rush over here at once, ladies.

andrewsayer Fantastic business logo (PIC) i.imgur.com/m7Vgs.png
@guriben Octave bass! Congratulations. You can now stretch as far as the 1980s :)
@Ninja_lynneja Thank you. *Bows in a slightly wobbly fashion*
Win! Dragged self away from pub. Now watching _House_.

Hmm. Just been handed flyer for Yngve and the Innocent, who will be playing downstairs. #tempted pic.twitter.com/x6ed0jI7
@danfairs It is. But I must be careful not to go for the record this evening.
(Grain) Barging in the sun. @ The Grain Barge instagr.am/p/KfpqHOJCx0/
parryphernalia @gothick good work. If you ignore the empty space within atoms - even 3 or 4 pints are nowhere near a pint. Enjoy!
Current status: drinking pint #2 of my planned one pint. #oops
@ShebbearCheese Well done. I hope you manage to shake off more of that sort of customer. #alwaysrightmyarse
@hayles The deal’s off if it doesn’t have a specific eyebrow attachment. #headingfor40
@KaveyF that would be lovely.
Sorted. instagr.am/p/Kfj0FNJC_Y/
@Ninja_lynneja Yeah, all the people I know are more likely to buy us another one. This is a carefully selected circle of friends I’ve got :D
@Ninja_lynneja I have deep tissue massage booked for 10AM. Not fun with hangover…
@Ninja_lynneja The only reason I’m debating the idea is because I may find it hard to stop at one. And I have to be up in the morning…
*SCHOOL’S OUT KLAXON* You know, I might just get a boat to the Grain Barge and have a pint on my way home.
Mary. instagr.am/p/Kfevw2pC9i/
Thanks @MissEmmeline for sharing your Baristas tiffin with me :) #chocolateoverload
@abbyosullivan @KaveyF Oof. And not being able to spell damages an adult’s confidence. Pick one.
@Jorence @bertyc But rather pointlessly, given that I woke up at 5am for no apparent reason. Running on latte today.
@RamonYouseph Well, I ran 10K last weekend and the weekend before, so I reckon I’ll be okay :)
@Mouse_House :D
@Mouse_House I get that anyway.
Okay. Coffee drunk, pastry eaten, lyrics transcribed, time to head for work.
@Mouse_House Well, we could swap, but I’m not sure it would do either of us any favours.
Just bumped into an old uni pal of mine in @BaristasBristol. Nice to catch up :)
@Mouse_House I wish I had a fringe to leave down. #foreheadzit #damnit
@MissEmmeline @BaristasBristol May have to have a green tea for one of the visits :)