@uliwitness They had a technical expert lined up, but his car’s GPS got infected by a CGI script wrapped in a custom packet and he got lost.
@chubbybannister “Microsoft” used to call me once a week, telling me my Windows had a virus. I don’t have any Windows machines.
@chubbybannister No. Fairly frequent scam, sadly enough.
@julesmattsson Headline: MET HOLDING THEIR HORSES
@jakepjohnson Ta!
Evening, Bristol. instagr.am/p/VeoI7_pC0g/

Cabot Tower (Created with #WoodCamera) pic.twitter.com/1BS5ckR1

bbcluther It’s a wrap! #luther @idriselba pic.twitter.com/ILEiD1Zf
Still turning tea into code. instagr.am/p/VefrlZJC7o/

This thing must be cool. What a name. pic.twitter.com/Wm0o2IPs
Watershedding. instagr.am/p/VeVu24pCyX/
Heh. @ Bag O’ Nails instagr.am/p/VeTOXkJC_7/
@boagworld You can if you’re prepared to code. I posted a Stack Overflow answer to do something similar a while back: stackoverflow.com/questions/9389…
@wood5y I thought they’d rebranded those to “amber” warnings now?
@becskr The Wikipedia article on him makes it sound like his biography might be pretty interesting reading…
@guriben Ah.
becskr Considering avoiding Gill Sans after reading Mr Gill used to shag his sister, his daughters and the dog…
@becskr Damn it, that’s the kind of tweet that will drag me into Wikipedia for an hour when I should be working…
@guriben You sound really annoyed by having to use the phone. I thought you’d got rid of that BlackBerry?
@BristolBites @iamfleece “I’ll meet you in the Shakespeare, then we’ll hit El Puerto. Tomorrow we’ll go to the Mall.” #confusion