“Sorry. It was supposed to be a swan, but it didn’t work.” instagr.am/p/WLFd9JpC35/
@Thehappyfatgirl G’night.
@dangusset I do try to keep it simple. Doesn’t always work out, though…
@dangusset Don’t think mine’s ever been *that* simple!
@mhoulden If you get stuck somewhere remote, snap off the top and drink the contents. You’ll probably be able to fly home.
Facebook is now smart enough to crop photos to squareness based on where faces are in the photo. Thus ballsing up my careful composition :)
@mhoulden You can moonlight as the world’s smallest mobile rave.
@claireellent With great power comes great responsibility. With great responsibility comes a massive bunch of keys.
@claireellent Is the penguin standing for election? What are its views on corruption and economic recovery?
The number of keys on your key-ring is roughly proportional to the complexity of your life.