Gah. *Pokes internet connection with +1 Trident of ADSL Fixing*
@chubbybannister Sorry. Phone call. How ‘bout you?
@Ihnatko You think people take breaks from the internet to use the bathroom these days?
@waiyeehong Spider cake? yumdimsum.me/halloween-cupc…
Remember the 80s, when optical storage was THE FUTURE? Now every time I interact with one of these shit silver discs I want to kill someone.
Distinctly minty. instagram.com/p/tpSaK2pC6S/

anna_debenham 10 minutes after I left out some nuts. That is one very happy squirrel. ❤️🌰 pic.twitter.com/eLNozCs3dn
Local poets often wish/
#Bristol Bridge crossed the Yangtze/
Because unlike the Avon/
You can rhyme it with “Banksy” #NationalPoetryDay

erikhinton This review summarizes the internet: “Product X saved my life. Would not recommend.” pic.twitter.com/DcxdmAJYDn
brian_bilston THE POET LAURIE ATE
The poet Laurie ate
Was Lord Alfred Tennyson,
Whom he found rather tough
But less so than venison.
#NationalPoetryDay

rstevens Tonight’s comic wishes you a Happy Gothtober: dieselsweeties.com/archive/3655 pic.twitter.com/pNLF8aEQ16