OhLookBirdies “Clark, where is the table?”
“Here, Lois. We just put our drinks on it.”
“Oh yes. I didn’t recognise it with glasses on.”
Final edit of that diver photo from earlier on. I think he’s going on my bathroom wall :D flickr.com/photos/matt_gi…
Hrm. What’s a good photo printing medium for hanging in a bathroom? Know you can get stuff done on plastic and aluminium these days…
@guriben All of my hobbies appear to be an attempt to procrastinate on my other hobbies.
anatudor Remove child before washing. Because, you know, these things happen… pic.twitter.com/uwCXnYLfIZ
It’s a fine line between “polymath” and “haven’t a clue what you want to do with your life”.
@johnfbraun *Fetches tea* *Returns to normal* Gosh. That was a jolly close call. Thanks, old fruit. Toodle-pip!
Now I want a pop tart.
ErikMiller3 I felt my iPhone 6 bend in my pocket!! Then I realized it was just a Poptart and I don’t have an iPhone 6. pic.twitter.com/jJrd6LMvZl
It’s all a bit ropey. pic.twitter.com/QqOBB7d9Pu
@Bufty_Grifter Butlers have this one in the Triangle branch; I’ve been sorely tempted… butlers-online.co.uk/FEELS-LIKE-HEA…
Kevin’s friends had told him he needed a better suit for the triathlon, but he insisted his old gear was still fine. pic.twitter.com/eGD03eQpMX
Scary. instagram.com/p/txTFu1pC6M/
@hayeshargrove Because you’re really angry and armed with a wrench right now?