@marcoarment My Adobe updater just popped up and told me to message you about an Acrobat update. What have you been saying?
My dad’s drunk-dialling me for tech support. Sigh.
@archidave No, some poncey bouillon thing. Similarly irritatingly waterproofly-squidgy, though.
I seem to have bought stock cubes that aren’t water-soluble.
@jennifermjones Are you sure you’re not dreaming? Think I had that one once.
@SpikyZebra @xabl Yeah, me too. If someone’s business model is dependent on Royal Mail, they need slack ;)
*Waves at @DrHairbear on his way past*
@MediaBen And that’s if you’re lucky.
Damn. Guess today’s @grazedotcom box isn’t going to turn up :(
@hayles I’ve carefully examined your last tweet, and find I agree with you 100% that I am brilliant. Thank you for being a valued customer.
Cleaning paint rollers is a good argument for homeopathy. “I must’ve diluted this to 30C by now, but there’s still bloody paint coming out!”