@bertpalmer My premise is fast becoming “if I can’t trust you not to keep annoying me with stupidity, you shouldn’t be my social network.”
Amber: check for BMWs. Red: check for bikes. #pedestriantranslations
EmilyKoch brilliant Bristol does well in Observer Food awards http://bit.ly/bVllzQ
@penelopeelse No; the chances of clothes from a catwalk show being available in a size that would fit me being about zero, in my mind.
@penelopeelse Just equate catwalks with fashionable shops, which generally don’t stock anything above 36-38” waist, in my experience.
@penelopeelse I realise I may be mistaken about this particular event; just giving you my instinctive reaction.
@penelopeelse Interesting. Most important thing for me would be easy ability to try stuff on…
@penelopeelse …which I started doing as a rule when finally convinced into it by watching Trinny & Susannah(!)
@robinince eBay, in the lab supplies section. I kid you not.
@AndyCarolan Sorry, I can’t hear you over the JPEG artefacts.
Been added to a “Wagner for Eurovision” group. Seems unusually cultured. But main question: WTF!? Why can *someone else* add me to groups?
@hayles Heh. At least with barbers they never actually come out and say it. “Trim your eyebrows… Mr Healey? *snigger*”
It is amazing how much coffee so many authors’ lead characters get through in a day.
Jack Reacher, for example. Estimated composition: 25% brains, 25% brawn, 50% bladder devoted to filter coffee.
@jennifermjones @discombob I’d quite like to have my Oyster card implanted. Except then I’d have to head-butt every ticket barrier.
I just had a @Brays_Cottage pork pie. It was the best pork pie of my life.
@arlinelyons That would be my guess!
@Dichohecho Oh, bloody hell. It’s worse than I thought then.
Facebook needs a new config page for advanced users. One button: “Turn back off whatever new annoying setting you invented *this* week.”
@hayles Vertical?
@hayles Arse. I started getting same on my old iMac a few weeks ago :( http://yfrog.com/meuztj
“Sweat out. Zero in”? “What should our tagline be?” “How about something that sounds like a recipe for dehydration and death?” “Perfect!”