sophiehardwicke Thinking of those who may, for one reason & another, find Xmas a little difficult. Hope you get thru it & I’ll see you on the other side x
mattleys When you cut through a whole strip of wrapping paper without snipping the scissors? Nearest I get to being James Bond.
@Jorence I look forward to bring proved wrong. Good luck!
Ah, nothing better on Christmas Eve than eating cheese and watching Blake’s 7. “Maybe he was cleaning it and it went off.” #powerplay
@Jorence I think it’s likely there’s a good reason that “as reliable as Firstbus on Christmas Eve” isn’t a well-known saying.
Oh, Harry Hill, Christmas music, and canned laughter. Yay. *turns off telly*
@jeffscott Just spreading the joy :) Have a good holiday!
@jeffscott Update on that podcast playlist sync problem — yup, that suggested workaround did the job! gothick.org.uk/2011/12/24/itu…
@KaveyF I added bacon, too. What the heck, it’s Christmas. *burp*
@tapbot_paul Back off! Before they hatch!
GettingShirty RT @TwopTwips: NEW PARENTS. Shake a pot of glitter into baby’s tea tonight and a festive Christmas poo will be awaiting you in the morning.
@AlasdairStuart Nothing wrong with that. Also: Archangel gets my vote for uncle who would buy me inappropriately violent toys.
@SawbonesHex Jingle bells, Mr. B! :)
@DaveHamilton I thought mine would tell me, too, but if they gradually go flat as a pair, not so much. Down to 7psi last time I pumped ‘em!
@amberanima @BlackDogDays Mmm. Sounds lovely!
@amberanima @BlackDogDays Ooopsie! Sorry, hadn’t fathomed your particular extenuating circumstances. Yes, probably not recommended…
Well, seeing as I’m on the port, it’d probably be rude not to break out the @HobbsHouse bread and the stilton I just bought from Mall Deli.
@amberanima @BlackDogDays I suggest smashing all barriers between you and port with a combination of fortitude and a Big Stick.
@BlackDogDays Also, I would still be in PJs if I wasn’t (a) on cat-feeding duty for friends, and (b) hadn’t still had a pressie to buy!
@BlackDogDays If I’m honest, I also have skanky unwashed hair. It’s just harder to tell with me.
@libbymiller She was in the novel, from what I remember.
.@BlackDogDays *clink* #ontheport lockerz.com/s/167774872
@utterben Technically, I suppose this makes you a rebel without a flush.
It’s just possible I’m going to start on the port.
@utterben You rebel.
Oh, Haynes. You wags. lockerz.com/s/167755127
Right. Off to feed a cat.
rabbitinahat Yesterday’s blog on making Christmas dinner… IN A PIE. CHRISTMAS PIE. bit.ly/vNQiO2