@Mouse_House *prepares barge-pole*
Either I’m in the wrong mood, or _Inglourious Basterds_ is pretty dull. Hmm.
@thomasvenables No, sorry, I’m only developing on it so far; haven’t explored apps much.
SpikyZebra Why and how does the garlic go blue when I make risotto?
BryanRoberts72 Genius. A QR code on a TfL poster. A TfL poster telling you to keep valuable items like smartphones hidden. pic.twitter.com/r5YDNC0t
@Jorence Yes. Also “baking” should be defined as “the length of time it takes to forget how much butter and sugar you just weighed out”.
@bobbyllew As in, technically, or as in “everyone went to South By Southwest”?
Still, at least I’m vividly aware of what my arteries just missed out on.
LOW FAT GRILLER PRO TIP: It helps to put the fat-catching tray on before you grill.
@hayles NOT HELPING.
@hayles Oh, so it’s not enough I’m running a half marathon, I have to do it knowing there’s a bloody CAKE CRAWL on at the same time?
@AndyCarolan @chrismarquardt Hardened criminals, clearly. #badumtish
@utterben What, because they’re posh?
@philsherry @13twelve *butts in* I don’t want an iPad, but I’m interested in your idea of a Fleshlight with haptic feedback.
@hayles They’re reopening? Why are they closed, then? I’d heard they’d closed and just assumed they’d gone bust.
International Ambiguous Dates Day is on 3/9 this year.
@benjohnbarnes Give me a minute. Technical issues.