@psidnell Ooopsie. One abiding memory of the ZX81 is unsticking the “DELETE” key using one of those spring-and-sucker jumping toys :)
@psidnell Nice keyboard, though, from what I remember.
Audioboo: The Last Spike boo.fm/b713630
@psidnell Microdrive!
@psidnell I went ZX81, Electron, BBC Master, Archimedes, then went to Uni and got onto big computers :)
@benjohnbarnes A JVC, from what I remember. Classic technology. And you should have seen the wallpaper in the downstairs loo.
@tsunimee 1983, I think. Might have been ’84.
@tsunimee If you think that’s OMG, you should have seen my *first* computer. But I don’t think I owned a camera back then.

This is a screenshot from my second ever computer, captured with extreme hi-technologiez. pic.twitter.com/CVWje3Pj
Why is Skype using 100% of my CPU in order to just sit there, idle? Grr.
@timhayward I think I saw them supporting Camel once.
martingoode Looking for top resturant options around the Bath area …
@Narshada (e.g. this, which I’m putting together now, is a Twentyeleven Child, with just CSS changes and new images. devpop.net )
@Narshada …based on one of the latest ones provided by WP, e.g. Twentyeleven. You can do a lot just with the CSS.
@Narshada I’d say the best bet would be to go through the basics on the WP Codex, and if your theme is simple, then use a Child theme…
@Narshada It’s mostly knowing how to make web pages and understanding the template hierarchy codex.wordpress.org/Template_Hiera… and what hooks you need.
@Narshada Hrm. I mostly used this sitepoint.com/books/wordpres… but it relies on Thematic, which feels a bit long in the tooth now.
@Narshada Yeah. Jetpack installation wordpress.org/extend/plugins… says to log in with a .com account, so I think you need one to make it all work.
@Narshada …so I guess you need to do that in the self-hosted backend, then log in with the same .com account in the app.

@Narshada If you install the plugin, this is the first thing you see: pic.twitter.com/U9uc1gTK
@Narshada By the looks of it, Jetpack sends stats to .com, and the analytics is hosted there.
@ratsass I shall look out for you, Comrade.
@Narshada But now I’m just guessing. Hrm. Maybe I should try this jetpack thing…
@Narshada …to get an Akismet key, for example. Wonder if some of the stat stuff is provided by their service so you need both logins?
@Narshada Hrm. Must be Jetpack-specific, then. Some self-hosted things do need .com login, though; you always used to need one…
@ratsass And I will look out for… Er. Chairman Mao?
@Narshada I don’t use jetpack, but I do use the official iOS WordPress app with self-hosted WordPress. Does that help?
@ratsass Might see you there, then!
@hayles It’s the Latin for “with”, among er, other things. Used as a combination form, eg, a bedroom-cum-sitting room is a bedsit.
@hayles It seems it is real. But making Facebook Less Shit would require superpowers & the overthrow of capitalism, and I’m not up for that.

vbloke NO TESCO, NO
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Hrm. Much as it seems unlikely that Facebook want to recruit me, these email headers look genuine. Maybe I’m losing my touch.
@Jorence Coolerama!
Bloggity: the long slog that was my Bath Half Marathon 2012. mattgetsrunning.com/2012/03/15/bat…
Red @ 194F instagr.am/p/IMlrYgJCzz/
shezza_t I <3 Joss twitpic.com/8wmjaw
Aborting BTP lunch due to overexcited running toddlers. Hrm. Where to go instead..?
danoliver Hello, London. instagr.am/p/IL4KYcFT1y/
@Cookwitch Apparently, neither do I, even when it’s one of the few ones I like. *drinks more tea*
@Cookwitch Except it was bollocks! You can’t be 15 - 40 down, can you? Bah. Too early in the morning for me.
@utterben Damn you. *drools into paltry cornflakes*
@stroughtonsmith Wouldn’t that have been the abacus?
@mikeotaylor …and extra weight. Lucky to get in in under three hours. Pah. How’s you? Not seen you about much recently…
@mikeotaylor Hah! Sadly, it was a bad one for me. Glad I finished it, but second lap was a git due to lapses in training…