@MatStace Who the hell insures a professional fortune teller? Surely they’d only take out insurance if they knew they were going to crash!
@benjohnbarnes Er. I was, back in March. Which of us just got very delayed with their tweet?
@Mouse_House *Looks significantly more worried*
@Mouse_House *looks nervously out of window*
@guriben You’re not *really* hungry until the *cat* looks tempting.
@BlackDogDays Best offer I’ve had all month.
@BlackDogDays Fair enough. If it’s still giving you gyp tomorrow afternoon, I’ll be around from about 2:30…
@alexjbutcher Well, as I’d only just started using it, it’s probably best to abandon it before I get used to it!
@alexjbutcher Ta, I’ll check it out.
@BlackDogDays I could just pop around. Do you have gin?
@alexjbutcher What? Fuck, I’d only just started using that.
Are there any higher numbers in the drop-down list of screen resolutions?
If it’s modern enough, it might be detected by the Screen Resolution control panel and have the model displayed in there.
@BlackDogDays Dell? Um, written on the back? *helpful face*
@BlackDogDays 1024x768 sounds pretty low by modern standards, but it’ll depend how old that monitor is.
@BlackDogDays Coolio. And what *is* the screen resolution currently set to, and what make/model is the monitor, if that’s easy to find out?
@BlackDogDays Pop it up in front of the doctor anyway, dear. Let me judge just how big things are for myself.
@BlackDogDays Also — can you quickly try unplugging and re-connecting your monitor? And make sure connection solid at both ends?
@BlackDogDays Still got woes? Can you take a snap of your screen so we can see what we’re dealing with? Ta.
@BlackDogDays Oh. Hello.
@Mouse_House Oh. Arse. Can you send one end of a very long straw in this direction?
@Mouse_House There may be some left if you get here within ten mins. :)
Banana, lemon and basil smoothie. Works a lot better than I thought it would :) @ Delight Cafe instagr.am/p/N_N1MYpCyd/
Roight. Weekly review time. Three quarters of an hour late, but moving fast…
@guriben Ah, I did wonder what that shadow with the pointy hair was…
@guriben You’re missing a Dilbert cartoon on the partition :)
benhorsleyco You know you’ve watched too many movies when your reaction to a colleague’s nosebleed is to lock them in a small room and call the army.
@pjakobs @Phooto I find that having the lot locally makes for fast & simple searching (and therefore makes the archive actually useful.)
@runnerbeany My inbox is quite tidy. The bulk is just historic stuff.
It’s possible I may have a tad too much mail in my account. pic.twitter.com/Amb0310v
@hayles Morning!
MarsCuriosity I’m safely on the surface of Mars. GALE CRATER I AM IN YOU!!! #MSL
blunt_ OH “The nerds just took gold in the 560 billion metres” #curiosity
@Mouse_House I will try. The garden party is only once a year, though. If I see any extra events, I’ll let you know.