@parryphernalia Risky. With a monkey butler promise he might actually win, & there’s nothing so dangerous as a monkey-deprived electorate.
@dressjunkie Agreed. Saw him at a poetry slam last year; until then I didn’t know he hates DIY…
@neilhimself Would you really want to encourage transatlantic cruises on the aniversary of the Titanic sinking? (via @Sam_Currie)
RT @csoanes: *snork* http://tinyurl.com/yyvtn… <— now that’s funny.
@chris_j_hughes Probably. They generally give me the benefit of the doubt.
@Jorence Is it ringing, dear?
@shezza_t Yeah, regional trends are currently broken at the Twitter end.
I bet the government don’t have enough un-spreading lorries to cope with all the grit that’s falling from the sky. #ashtag
@penelopeelse Actually admitting being in the wrong seems impressive enough, most times.
@hayles *thrrrbt*
@hayles We could do a mini-photoshoot. I have successfully snapped people who don’t like being snapped.