@GutzyTart That sounds more like a Channel 4 show.
Oh gawd. One major danger of time-shifted telly: I just saw that fecking M&S X-factor Christmas ad again.
@hayles On phone, I have the bookmarklet. Got it by syncing from desktop Safari; manual install details here: support.evernote.com/link/portal/16…
HeardinLondon Dear @AskLloydsTSB if you send my mum any more threatening letters for unpaid fees, I suspect she’s going to start haunting your branches.
@hayles You make me so glad I am no longer dependent on buses.
@stnicksmarket Definitely not!
(That is quite a scary video)
DrJonRogers Bus driver who knocked cyclist down in Bristol using his bus “as a weapon” has been jailed for 17 months bbc.in/zFTaWF
Couldn’t resist a quick snap of the Bristol Wheel on the way back through Broadmead. Straight from the camera: flic.kr/p/buymJv
@stnicksmarket Luckily, I had an appointment to keep at Sourdough, which steered me towards a *slightly* healthier lunch.
@tomasmcguinness I must be mistaken. I don’t want that at all. Now, where were those droids I was looking for?
@tomasmcguinness Oh, I’m sure it could. I’m just not sure what’s in it for *me*. #selfish
“all-new features inspired by iPad”? Hrm. If I was that keen on the iPad features, I’d probably have bought an iPad by now.
@Phooto Oh, I just thought I couldn’t hear you over the tumbleweeds and crickets.
@Phooto I think you misspelled, “oh, Christ, another fecking inbox to check.”
Just made my annual pilgrimage to Cabot Circus, where I wander round bemused, wondering if a shop I’d want to go to has opened yet.
Apple Store staff discretion to my rescue again. Lovely Genius replaced my out-of-warranty MacBook battery for free.

Oh, it’s *that* photo of mine that’s up in the Galleries. Ta, @danfairs, for reminding me it was there! pic.twitter.com/CSS9ErNE
@RamonYouseph Yup :) Sourdough definitely the classier choice all round. :)
Wait. There’s a chocolate shop next to the sweet shop in @stnicksmarket now? *walks slowly past, breathing slightly hard*