@MsMottram No, but I’ve told him he’ll have to go unless he eats *all* the mosquitos.
simon_tabor oh shiiiiiiiit. RT “@henrycole: Uh oh. Orange UK have been hacked. bit.ly/Ph1bc5”
I’d call that a success. Hurrah! Thanks for the yam, Emm :) instagr.am/p/QfYNekJC5s/
@FluffyMFC I am guessing and crossing my fingers a bit on the timing. Ah well, gotta experiment…
@wood5y Oh, yes, I remember seeing that. Wasn’t there a show with some video footage, too?
Randomly throwing stuff on a fish. *crosses fingers* instagr.am/p/QfTfLkpC0u/
@mhoulden Though anything that’s trying to eat the sodding mosquitos that are still plaguing the area is fine by me. *strokes spider*.
@mhoulden Mine’s a draughty old Georgian terrace, and I’m *in* the basement…
@hayles Ah. Yes, that explains everything.
@hayles It has marshmallows in it! How can it not be pudding? #freakyfood
@hayles I’m not sure that will go so well with cod. Maybe I’ll hold some back and candy them later on…
@hayles Huh?
Roight. Might be time to start preparing fish and (yam) chips.
Here’s the industrious little fella: flickr.com/photos/matt_gi…
Arachnophobes, look away now.
@claireellent Ah. I strongly suggest that you don’t follow the link to the Flickr picture that I’m about to post.
Just spotted the huge spider web built across the steps to my flat while I was out in time to avoid becoming spider-food. #thatwasclose
@sidewalkfinds I’d quite like to see a war between the spelling police and the photography police.
@Bristolvor Sadly, this great reason to be cheerful doesn’t appear to be making me cheerful.
@Bristolvor Yup. Well, I need to paint it and then choose a nice complementary colour for a splashback. But all the big work’s done.
I am grumpy today, Twitter. Grumpity grump grump grump.
@hatsandbikes Someone gave me their last Rolo recently. This made me very happy.
Gah. Gardiner Haskins have those sodding annoying advertising TVs blaring away through their paint section. Might have to be B&Q next time.
TechnicallyRon GLASTONBURY LINE UP ANNOUNCED: pic.twitter.com/xXpPZLhn
@Bristolvor Cinnamon. Will try nutmeg next time!
Plantain breakfast. instagr.am/p/QeYAW5JC_g/