libbymiller 4 police cars and a helicopter chasing a Ka round bristol city centre 0_o

It says something about our society that I’m surprised this self-assembly coffee table didn’t come with instructions pic.twitter.com/ex20S4gNcQ
@ahnlak @richardjfoster Ah, whereas I have neither cable nor satellite, so Netflix with occasional Prime is my staple.
@RedQueenCoder Posh! I never had a temperature-controlled one.
@ahnlak @richardjfoster It’ll be worth the wait.
Jessica Jones is one of those very-dark-but-laugh-out-loud-funny show I really, really like.
@porthjess Indeed.
(Also, yes, Apple, I am aware that the iPhone 6(S)(+) exists, thanks.)

Huh? Since when are Apple crowbarring ads for phones into the App Store update page? pic.twitter.com/9EBjM1Owmw

Sadface #bristol pic.twitter.com/zf9d8wmIC8
Whiteladies Road fragrance a strange mix of exhaust fumes and Turkish delight this evening.
@Bristol52 @VoxPopple @Bristolvor w00t!

JonyIveParody WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE! pic.twitter.com/ChZWsNbLiI
@ahnlak What’s that? Sorry, I can’t hear you over my carbohydrate joy.

Mmmmmmorning. pic.twitter.com/0xUgLGKKAr