@shezza_t Parcelforce? They’ve probably delivered it to the wrong country.
@chubbybannister They could’ve *wrapped* it…
benjohnbarnes 8 Insanely Dangerous Toys From The Past — these all look brilliant. thefederalistpapers.org/us/8-insanely-…e

@prettygreentea I thought you had my latest acquisition there, but mine’s IKEA. pic.twitter.com/BJChWsvxIq
@liveindetail Songs of Praise has really gone downhill.

@petedrinks Rather tasty. pic.twitter.com/UYJs5xGlUQ
I wish spambots took Christmas off.

NoiseyMusic Big Jeff has been to seven shows a week for 13 years: bit.ly/1cvo3AY pic.twitter.com/4CC9dJzzc6
Or, you know, you could give way to traffic from your right on the roundabouts. #buslife
@rem Why did the German Christmas market get raided? They were handling stollen goods!
@charlie_cat_esq OH FUCK I FORGOT THE SILLY HATS MY CHRISTMAS IS RUINED.
@archidave Personally, I think it’s because the hills have got steeper.