@prettygreentea He won my “best subject” award, I think. Never really got around to processing the rest of the pics, though…
@corylus It’s okay, Dougal. These murderers are really small, and those murderers are far away.
@Bingo_Little Spike o’ death? I should be so lucky. When I were a lad, all we ‘ad were bookshelf brackets o’ mild peril.

Now looking through my pics from the 2014 Green Scythe Fair, somewhat randomly. pic.twitter.com/KPGXV42XVS

@EffBeeee @cooksewgrow Once word gets around, they’ll be queueing up to date you. pic.twitter.com/uDfkUZk5bT

You will never see adult me in a football strip, even as pyjamas. pic.twitter.com/LW7Edd1c5O
Timeline full of people who turned on early for Christie show and unexpectedly found Miranda on. Judging by reactions, very glad I didn’t!

atlasobscura Giant squid surfaces in Japan trib.al/q1OZwTr pic.twitter.com/tN2dXioTPI

theoldbookshop Left in the garden in Xmas Day. Get in touch if you wish to claim them #noquestionsasked pic.twitter.com/wP2BtWodKa
@fazlondon @TeamKano Cool! Getting harder and harder to see them. Was easier back in the day when a pixel was the size of a postage stamp ;)
@fazlondon Magnifying glass?

@chubbybannister @hayles @amberanima @BishopstonSC Do you actually have a spy cam in my kitchen? pic.twitter.com/sFWUWOc58X
@Bristolvor Yup. Got several boxfuls of old writing, want the lot scanned as backup & maybe precursor to chucking physical copies.

billamend That moment when you realize your quiet web surfing space is booked for a Scottish wedding reception… pic.twitter.com/TvRedndCJS

@hayles Was it a picture of text on a stock photo background? Those are way inspirational. pic.twitter.com/AjlfmQuas5

Might be here a while. pic.twitter.com/o2S98iXAuy
claytoncubitt We invented cities so we could get lost in the crowd but then social media came along and was like “NO YOU MUST LIVE IN A FOREVER VILLAGE”
@charlie_cat_esq Yeah. Also, that moment in a show you like when they’ve inexplicably invited Rory Bremner :(
Okay. Might actually be time to make a proper leftovers bubble-and-squeaky thing.
@chubbybannister Cruellest on the “Swindon” level, obvs :)
Okay. Think I’m just about done fiddling with my “Favourite Photo of the Month 2015” album. flickr.com/photos/matt_gi…
@charlie_cat_esq Sigh. That time of year where the R4 comedy podcast feed shows up Dead Ringers every week for me to delete unlistened.
@chubbybannister …I once spent half an hour waiting on a train outside Swindon with a direct line of sight to my office window.
@chubbybannister There should be a word for that thing where you’re stuck on public transport within sight of your destination.
.@MsJenAllison My first tweet was boringly prosaic. twitter.com/gothick/status…
@quellist1 …I was mostly there for nostalgia, and able to overlook foibles because _it’s a kids’ film_, which people seem to be missing.
@quellist1 I enjoyed it, and part of that was being able to wash the bitter ashes of The Phantom Menace out of my mouth. But…
@griffinkate Also, some households are so inured to it that they can blithely ignore something I find deafeningly loud and distracting.
@mistymaria ;) One of the differences, certainly!
@TomPoole007 TIL (from your tweet): That’s a U2 song. I only know the Cowboy Junkies’ cover of it.