“We attack the mayor with hummus.”
@mhoulden I don’t know
@mhoulden what you mean.
@chrisphin On my Christmas wish list: Why It Does Not Have To Be In Focus: Modern Photography Explained amazon.co.uk/dp/0500290954/…
@hayles WAIT FOR IT.

CultSFX Boucher was also spurred on by comments from Michael Keating’s daughter who felt that Vila was too silly. #Blakes7 pic.twitter.com/2XshmedN4k
@Tyburn_Cross @CultSFX @scorpioattackb7 Bayban the Berserker!?
@ttscoff I believe the technical name is Assverter’s syndrome.
@louisejonesetc Hrm. Buffy is certainly the only one I’ve danced to, so that gets a special mention. But musically, The Prisoner (1967.)
UrsulaWJ Aw that’s a proper present. twitter.com/GrayInGlasgow/…
karinsmyth A welcome change to Christmas Day work on MetroBus for #Bedminster residents. Thank you @networkrail bit.ly/1InGZ4g
@JamesGleick Have you offended anyone who shares your computer recently?
@rustyk5 Wow. That guy has 9.8m followers and I have no idea who he is. Does this mean I’m old, or just not from the right country?

unslugged It seems only right that I should point out this error. pic.twitter.com/9ApBwlyyqk
(It’s just Cockburns. Any port in a storm. #badumtish)
Jesus. Only just dried off from yesterday. Soaked again. *changes all of the things* *pours a small port*
Drizzle in my beard #wetchristmas

Minimal. pic.twitter.com/KIhwzpfH4V
@wordsfromluke Definitely worth a look; sure know their beer, & similar-but-not-hugely-overlapping range to Corks.
@wordsfromluke Brew, St Nicholas Street. Small but perfectly full of awesome beer.

My kind of place. pic.twitter.com/rx6hqV5e7i

Sometimes, a simple sign is all that’s required. pic.twitter.com/2qbZqEVmip

Today’s “do I have a card on the camera?” shot. pic.twitter.com/xGUdBishaz

thomasfuchs Living in the future means your book is leaving you passive-aggressive notes pic.twitter.com/Xct1XGBh1L
@wordsfromluke I hear MOAR COFFEE can help with that.
@tapbot_paul And now: that slightly empty feeling of victory where you realise you won’t use that feature much anyway.
@charlie_cat_esq It’s possible you’re suffering from a rare condition called asalophasia. Are you maybe experiencing Shrewsbury as a colour?