@mousedogbaby You’re very welcome. Here’s hoping it actually worked :)
@mousedogbaby 5) Left-hand menu, hit “Apps”. You should now be on the right sodding page.
@mousedogbaby 4) Should now see desktop Twitter site. Hit your avatar icon top right, then choose Settings.
@mousedogbaby 3) Scroll along the bottom list, hit “Request Desktop Site.”
@mousedogbaby 1) When it tells you the same thing it did before, hit the share button at the bottom of the screen (arrow up from rectangle)
@mousedogbaby 1) Copy this link, and open it in Safari: twitter.com/settings/appli…
@mousedogbaby Okay, this may be a bit fiddly, but:
@mousedogbaby Might be one of those ones that tricks you into authorising it and then spreads like a virus :(
@mousedogbaby Ah, that sucks. Looks like that page doesn’t work on mobiles. Do you have an actual computer around to try it on?
@mousedogbaby Does anything linkis-related appear in the list here: twitter.com/settings/appli…?
@mousedogbaby So from within the Instagram app itself, for example? On a phone?
@mousedogbaby How are you initially making the posts that are getting hijacked?

chrisphin Wonderful to see Bath’s sandwich shops exhorting a sceptical populace to embrace bleeding edge culinary innovations. pic.twitter.com/gEJSklO5CX
@jakepjohnson Not sure I’ve ever had one. Presumably it increases the pastry-to-filling ratio?
@chris_coys It’s a mile and a half away and the sound of the piledriver woke me up at a quarter to four in the morning last time :(
@charlie_cat_esq Hrm. Never tried with avocado. *Adds to “give a try” list*.
@Kavey Aww. Taking a couple of weeks of downtime right now to try to restore my energy. Hopefully this will improve 2016 hug-chances.

bbcpointswest ‘Noisy’ Bristol Metrobus work starts early Christmas morning => bbc.in/1IcYLHb pic.twitter.com/RESfmXIfMy
PostOffice @gothick Lots of coffee sometimes helps :) Lucy
@imyke @_connectedfm “I’m a realist.” LOL ;)
Current status: waiting for the hangover to lift enough that I feel capable of wrapping things and hitting the Post Office.
@griffinkate I don’t think I ever get there. Mostly I’m, “Christ, is it not the time I can safely have another one yet? Urgh.”
@justan0therdave I have a little old bureau and it’s ace. I supplement with a folding table for occasional I NEED SPACE DAMMIT needs.
@justan0therdave Aww. At least it will keep on being a good desk for someone. Got a replacement in mind?
@PollyVVore I’ve been to the kitchen and that was plenty.
Successfully home from my last day of work this year. Pissed, but enough wiles to have bought lucozade and crisps for the morning ;)
@iamkeir Nah. There’s just infinite variations of annoying error conditions.