@LadyRowly I just log it as seventeen seconds of Nordic walking.
@LadyRowly Damn you, responsible time traveller.
@LadyRowly Please tell me the Lee Evans werewolf learns to act, Future Person.
@CharlieEsq_ One process per browser tab. It stops a crash on one site killing everything else.
AlexRogaski Genie: and for your third wish?
Me slamming down my fork after finishing my second cheesecake: TAKE A WILD FUCKING GUESS BUDDY
Just starting to watch Being Human. #ontrend #downwiththekids
@tyronem My guess? Your unconscious mind thinks that in a post-apocalyptic scenario, you’ll be able to extract and drink the caffeine.
CharlieEsq_ Well this is fucking insulting indeed.co.uk/cmp/Locksmiths… a degree for this?
@UrsulaWJ Bottle opener? Caviar? Amex gold card?
Taking a better snap of this morning’s DIY project before all the natural light disappears :) pic.twitter.com/nT8sczsX8V
@djelibeybi_meg Chandos Road: aronsdeli.co.uk. Not sure about hot salt beef, but they seemed very accommodating in general.
j_c_fitz Meanwhile, in an alternate universe: pic.twitter.com/bDR9Ti2kB3
@mathowie Maybe he’s already replaced himself with a bot. The brain would only need thirty lines of Perl and a bigot phrase dictionary.
You surprise me. pic.twitter.com/1W1DRfHEp2
Whiteladies Road’s shiny new cinema. pic.twitter.com/pFsbllsfIZ
Impressed with my first visit to Aron’s. Salt beef sandwich, cream soda, Miles Davis, calm and airy. #bristol pic.twitter.com/BWjfrU9fRG
Oh yeah. pic.twitter.com/fE8IOmR0UJ
Spent my crossword winnings. Now assessing in the calm of Aron’s Jewish Deli on Chandos Road. pic.twitter.com/pDhsJryk0p
ohchrisburton The intern at John Lewis presumes everyone’s Father is a 36 year old hipster pic.twitter.com/YHxt8jIzKS
@FelicityMorse “Nonsense on stilts” is just such a wonderfully John Major phrase.
@chubbybannister Amen.
Everyone looks very determined. #bristoltri pic.twitter.com/GhU1TeWXJX
You’re all a bit mad. #bristoltri pic.twitter.com/HbvVtp4FLY
The view from @underfallpickle. pic.twitter.com/hoI8h1eYk3
SimonNRicketts It’s a thing. It’s definitely a thing. Someone is telling them to stand like this. pic.twitter.com/RcvelFujVa
I believe the collective noun for triathletes is “a foolhardy”. #bristol pic.twitter.com/91qNYSBvHL
This morning’s mini-DIY project. pic.twitter.com/yuvxtqbKXB