@majicDave As far as I’m concerned getting the fscking camera to point in the right direction qualifies you immeidately.
@chubbybannister I am abstaining on the grounds I have no idea of the answer.
The good news is that we haven’t *really* lost until we invoke UEFA’s article 50.
@malvernrunner yeah.
@spyou Yeah. Afraid I’ve spent the last few months doing exactly the wrong things. Bugger.
@scorpioattackb7 What are you trying to do, pick a lock while you’re pissed?
@spyou There’ll be a real dearth while the dust settles — which could kill a lot of contractors.
@spyou In the medium term the transition will generate a lot of software work. Very, very *dull* work, I’m afraid, but work nonetheless.
AP BREAKING: Ratings agency Standard & Poor’s strips UK of top credit grade in wake of EU vote.
@robsmallshire I shouldn’t really criticise until I’ve walked a furlong in their clogs, I suppose.
BBC News reporting “two and a half dozen” shadow cabinet MPs resigned. Or “thirty”, as we knew it while we were using the decimal system.
On the plus side, all this kerfuffle has me listening to the Today programme again. And apparently my telly has settings other than Netflix.
Magnificent first line. twitter.com/theipaper/stat…
Wondering if I should try to get the jump on things by panic-stockpiling food and water now.
@CharlieEsq_ Not sure I’d blame anyone for that today.
@CharlieEsq_ Presumably she just quit as shadow minister for sonething-or-other, rather than giving up being an MP in general disgust?
@ovationchris Pushed by high sales in the Westminster area?
My plan: we join when it hits exactly 1:1. Saves a hell of a lot of calculations & software changes. twitter.com/dazwright/stat…
arthurmacmillan BBC programming has caught the zeitgeist #EUref pic.twitter.com/Mh0emIO5Ml
Cross-cultural “nodding” dog. Ace. pic.twitter.com/VCiRXGxyiR
